part 69 is the evil twin

[aphanon_meme]

Hi, I'm 7 years old and I laughed at "69." ... Anyway. Just a week and a few days until Halloween~ I'm excited! I may have already gotten bags of candy... nom.

Enjoy part 69!

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[maple_sickles]

[dines on a very rare steak]

Re: whyyy

[maple_sickles]

[gets up and hugs you from behind, breathing noisily in your ear]

Are you sure?

[maple_sickles]

[your breath smells like meat noooo]

[wiggles and gags again]

Very very very sure!

[maple_sickles]

[lets you go, with one creepy lingering touch to the nape of your neck]

[put-out sigh]

If you must insist.

[maple_sickles]

Well, don't pout about it...

[maple_sickles]

[comes back and watches you for a moment]

Sir, don't you think that steak is a bit too rare?

[maple_sickles]

[savours every single bite]

Mm, not at all, anon...

[maple_sickles]

[watches as you slowly eat the pink, bloody meet, the stains around your mouth matching well with the ones on your clothes]

Sir, are you not concerned for your health?

[maple_sickles]

I am only as healthy as our great nation, comrade anon.

...Would you consider joining us?

[maple_sickles]

I am glad you have recovered from..what I heard was a painful health issue.

I trust that your other issue was taken care of?

Is your family quite large already?

Ah! It's you!

[maple_sickles]

The family grows gradually.

[looks anon up and down...]

You have intrigued me, anon. I find that... it may... be possible... that I may learn things from you as you are being re-educated. You have skills superior to my own in some respects, I feel.

You would be well suited to our family...

;3; you're freaky and that's why I love you

[maple_sickles]

[stands alert as you scan her- scans back and notes that there is currently no issue that is in need of assistance. Wonders if that steak will change things- is the meme hospital up to date?]

What is it that you wish to learn, sir?

You do flatter, but thank you.

;3; you put up with this idiocy, and that's why I love you

[maple_sickles]

You have the air of one possessing great skill in the carnal arts, if I may be blunt.

I consider myself no novice, of course, but, shall we say, I am finding the old routine... uninspired.

I require your assistance, should you like to give it. [smiles slowly]

;3; you put up with my idiocy and that's why I love you! (frank's been stealing my comments)

[maple_sickles]

I wish to... expand my skill set, anon.

Though I have considerable skill, I am told, you strike me as one well-versed in the carnal arts.

This is valuable to me.

O U R SO SMRT<3 Double combo RPing is extreme! (Like I said, he must be really be a mochi!)

[maple_sickles]

Continued learning is a good discipline to have.

...what will you do with the knowledge if you are taught?

I'm picturing a mochi with goat hair and horns... and those creepy horizontal pupils?

[maple_sickles]

Improve my technique, of course.

My retention rate is 90% at the moment, and it could be better. [grabs "self"]

The re-education tool is more than sufficient, of course, for its glorious purpose, but I must admit there is more to be learned.

I really must have you join the family... such potential...