part 68 is between lives

[aphanon_meme]

Good job on breaking LJ again, guys! Most of you make me so proud. ;)

Enjoy part 68!

New Note!: I will probably get flack for this, but you know what? I think they deserve it

Comments

[tiranasaurus]

What? Does that asshole Serbia have a beautiful Adriatic coastline? I didn't fucking think so.

And you, (Anonymous)--you'd better watch out. The great nation of Albania does not appreciate slander.

[ooc: this account isn't really ready yet and I'm going to bed soon, but how could I not take the opportunity?]

[tiranasaurus]

Where are your papers? And I don't trust you, Greece says that all the time and then he pets cats. Cats. Disgusting.

[he's very determined, although he's beginning to catch on that he's not having much luck]

[tiranasaurus]

I don't carry papers on me like a dog thankyou. And I happen to have no cats, thankyouverymuch.

[do ho ho I'll let him keep touching my wrist, no worries there]

[tiranasaurus]

Like a dog? I think you mean "like an upstanding citizen who doesn't want to get herself into trouble." You're up to no good.

[he doesn't want to draw attention to the fact that he's trying to steal your watch, but he's becoming extremely frustrated and suspicious...even more suspicious, that is.]

[tiranasaurus]

Well where I live, it is not common practice to carry ones papers if they are not from another country. Hence I do not carry them, this implies nothing about that which I am up to.

[lets him keep playing, he's kind of like a wary dog thats been mistreated before..]

[tiranasaurus]

Where you live, huh? Well, you're clearly not from a very civilized place. That doesn't make me any more inclined to trust you.

[suddenly, a thought occurs to him--what if you've been sent by one of the many people who hate him for absolutely no reason?]

[but they'd know better than to send an agent without papers]

[but that's what they WANT him to think]

[while he's arguing with himself, he goes for the pockets]

[tiranasaurus]

Well it certainly isn't as civilized as Albania

[Oh my I do believe I am getting sarcasm on the carpet]

..Would it be a good time to point out I'm wearing pajamas and have no pockets?

[tiranasaurus]

Of course it isn't. But a little common courtesy shouldn't be too much to ask. You could be anyone.

[curses, foiled again! Time to try a different tactic.]

Not carrying proper identification is a serious crime and a danger to public safety. I will have to fine you.

[tiranasaurus]

Well I could say the same about you sir.

..does this fine include...handcuffs at all?

Also alas, I do not carry my wallet on me when in pjs.

[tiranasaurus]

I have repeatedly identified myself as the great and secure nation of Albania. You have yet to do the same, barbarian.

Go get your wallet. Small, easily bartered items are also accepted. And yes, if you do not comply, I may have to use force, although as the most peace-loving of nations the thought disgusts me.

[tiranasaurus]

I am a humble anon from Australia, who should be going to sleep.

My my, pushy aren't you. But uh, I don't think I will. Instead I think I'll run off.

;3; Talk to you another time sir~

[tiranasaurus]

Australia?! I should have known. [mutters to himself, scribbles some notes in case he runs into you again]

You'd better hope you don't talk to me another time. Especially without papers.

[tiranasaurus]

You can steal my watch anytime bb

[tiranasaurus]

How dare you suggest that I resort to such petty means? The great nation of Albania never steals watches. If you want your watch stolen, I suggest you ask Macedonia.

[steals your watch]

[tiranasaurus]

albania fucking sucks

/throws a dollar at your head out of pity

[tiranasaurus]

Go back to bed, uh, everyone in Europe.