part 60 has a dollar hey-hey-hey-hey

[aphanon_meme]

Happy Part 60! It feels like our birthday or something. Our old, cane-waving birthday. With a prune birthday cake.

Please enjoy part 60! :)

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no idea what he's getting himself into

[wrath_ofkhan]

Ödriin mend!

"Pi...rozhki"? Hey, I've had those things before; I'd love to try some. If they're not too sweet, that is... never liked sweet stuff much, y' see.

[holodnayalokoya]

Soviet?

I am Russia! I know I am Russia! If I am not Russia then who am I?

[wrath_ofkhan]

[holds up his hands in what he hopes is a calming gesture-why, oh why didn't he stay home today?] Calm down! This place is very strange; it's possible that you are Russia! Only... why you look so different and don't remember some things is really... well, it's weird. To say the least.

...What do you remember? Surely, you remember Communism. One doesn't easily forget Communism.

[holodnayalokoya]

I do not know Communism well... was... Marx, da? Ideas were interesting but unneeded...

I remember... my life?

[wrath_ofkhan]

U-unneeded!? But you... your... how...?

...The Russia I know is very different. Very different.

I think I need a drink. No; I know I need a drink.

[holodnayalokoya]

...But I am only Russia!

Oh, Rus'. Not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed, is he?

[wrath_ofkhan]

If you're the only Russia, then how is it you don't remember being Communist when the Russia I know definitely does?

[noticing something else] ...He wears a scarf like yours, too. The same one, in fact... [peers at it] ...yep, looks like the same old scarf to me.

...I don't know about you, but I'm getting an awful headache. This place could drive a person nuts.

he's a little slow

[holodnayalokoya]

...

But I am me.

you're adorable just the way you are, Rus'.

[wrath_ofkhan]

[while Russia's been having his identity crisis, has made the pirozhki in his own haphazard way and is now deep-frying them absently]

Of... of course you are, Ivan. I'm sure you are. Who else would you be but yourself?