part 59 is gonna stay up late

[aphanon_meme]

Though it was some time ago, anyone who is feeling down, I hope you feel better! If you're ever out of options you can always message me and I'll try to cheer you up with gifs. Or something that's not lame. /fail.

Short and sweet again again -- please enjoy part 59! :)

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Comments

[lumberjack_me]

U-Ukraine? Are you around?

[young_prosvita]

-nods-

I'm righ here. I hope this shopping trip isn't too much of a burden on you.

[lumberjack_me]

:) Not at all--I even did some research.

[young_prosvita]

Y-you didn't have to go through the trouble of that.

-begins going through the racks and picks out two different bras-

H-how do these look? They're both my favorite color and they are my size as well.

[lumberjack_me]

-gulp-

Ah--they're both really nice... I guess you have to see which one fits better?

Hey guys. [ Hides in a corner. ]

[kawfeehero]

Psst, I'm your conscience thingy. Tell her that the second one would look better on her, and on your floor.

Re: Hey guys. [ Hides in a corner. ]

[lumberjack_me]

[ack!]

Al--what're you doing here?!?!

Re: Hey guys. [ Hides in a corner. ]

[kawfeehero]

I'm gonna help you grab your dream girl! I'll give you tips and things to say to her, then you'll get the girl! Or if things go my way, she'll never want to see you again and I'll get her.

Re: Hey guys. [ Hides in a corner. ]

[lumberjack_me]

:|

Invisible men can read invisible text, bro.

Re: Hey guys. [ Hides in a corner. ]

[kawfeehero]

No way! Hey, that's sorta cool! How do ya do it, with some sort of cool invention hooked into your glasses lens or something?

Okay, if she asks for help with those clip things in the back, always reach around from the front! Maximum breast action and you'll be able to see everything your poor self wants to see.

Re: Hey guys. [ Hides in a corner. ]

[lumberjack_me]

No invention. This is ... natural talent.

Are you... sure?

Re: Hey guys. [ Hides in a corner. ]

[kawfeehero]

Wow, you're actually kinda cool. A tiny bit. Not as cool as me obviously, but you're cool. [ Will study your abilities later. ]

Absolutely positive! How else did I get so many hook-ups back in New York?

Re: Hey guys. [ Hides in a corner. ]

[lumberjack_me]

What hookups.

Re: Hey guys. [ Hides in a corner. ]

[kawfeehero]

The ones you could never get.

Anyways, if you're too scared to do it for her I'll get an attendant costume and do it myself.

On no you di'in't gurlfran

[lumberjack_me]

[huff] No, that's fine. I've got this. I think.

Oh ya I did~

[kawfeehero]

If you say so... I'll be watchin' the entire time with this cool invention. It's like a laptop but it has direct connections to the dressing room cameras I installed earlier this year (for England!) without wires or anything! It's called "Wireless connection", which I guess you don't have up there in that frozen wasteland you call home.