part 57 is loving it
Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut, McDonalds, McDonalds~ ... well, anywho. Short and sweet - enjoy part 57, and have a nice day! :)
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OH WAIT.
I FORGOT.
YOU'LL BE SINGLE FOREVER.
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You gonna cry? You gonna go to McDonald's and drown all your sorrows in a Bic Mac with fries and some nuggets? Gonna taste your salty-sweet tears mixing in with your high fructose corn syruppy Coca-Cola?
Go on, bro.
Cry.
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You're hovering over your super-sized meal, holding that Big Mac in front of you as tears flow freely down your flushed cheeks. You sniffle and try to choke back a pitiful sob, but it all comes out in a sorrow-ridden sputter.
You try stuffing french fries and McNuggets into your mouth, but it's too much for you. You cry harder and feel yourself gag when a hard, dry McNugget rubs against your uvula. You try chewing and gagging and chewing, letting your saliva and your tears moisten the dry nuggets until you can finally force that mushy mess down your throat.
The salt and fat from the burger tastes so good to you right now. You can feel the lard clump up in your arteries, but you just keep in eating that Big Mac because it's the only thing that will kill your pain.
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