part 55 is trapped in a B horror movie

[aphanon_meme]

... I'm watching a terrible "horror" film right now. Ghost Voyage - not... well it's just really bad and boring and I'm not sure why I'm watching it. Oh well - please enjoy part 55!

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HOLY WHAT THE--?!!

[greciangod]

[stares]

[possibly in horror]

[...or interest]

[most likely a slight mixture of both?]

[fappan]

Girisha-san! I am very happy to see that you have not left in a haste manner. Are you well?

I do hope this has eased your fears somewhat of our favourite pet...

[greciangod]

...

...

...not really...

[starts backing away slowly]

I'm not sure this is the correct way to cure my phobia...

[greciangod]

Your mouth says no but your penis says yes.

[greciangod]

...

...

[glances down to check]

[greciangod]

See how hard it is? It wants you to j-j-j-jam it in!

[greciangod]

I'm afraid I'm not the kind to be interested in animals in that manner...

...

...

[something tugs a bit at his memory... something about sex and bulls]

[greciangod]

Oh yeah, that's Germany's and Spain's thing...

But Japan isn't an animal.

[greciangod]

Spain...

Ah, that's right. I need to find him and apologize for giving him the wrong information. Would you happen to know where he is?

[greciangod]

No idea.

[greciangod]

Well, thank you for your time anyway, anon...

[fappan]

Ah... I was so hopeful for it's success.

Please forgive me, Girisha-san. [bows really low] It seems that if Plan B does not work, then perhaps nothing will.

I have brought dishonour upon my peoples.

I must seppuku.

[greciangod]

[goes to write down in history books that Japan perished after failing to make Greece fuck him as a catboy]

[greciangod]

Sepp--? Ah, no! You don't have to do that, Japan. It's quite alright. As you can see, I'm still in your presence... so it partially worked...?

[forcibly keeping himself from fleeing]

[fappan]

!! [tosses the knife to the side]

I am very pleased, Girisha-san! Do you think that role playing may help your situation?

Perhaps petting my head shall chase away your fears once and for all! I made sure to condition my hair very well for this occasion.

[greciangod]

[closes his eyes and holds out a shaky hand, giving Japan's head two stiff pats before quickly pulling away]

Ah. Yes. I believe I'm now cured. And now, I really must... go pet other cats. There are so many cats I need to pet. Now that I have been cured. Completely cured. Thank you, Japan. You have my gratitude.

[backing away again]