part 54 went upstairs to kiss a fella

[aphanon_meme]

\o/ Good job on maxing, guys! I hope everyone is doing okay today! Sort of random, but is the jumprope rhyme "Cinderella Dressed in Yella" used in other countries, or is it more of a USA thing? I was thinking about this rhyme today for some reason

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[danishbacon]

-runs through the meme-

[danishbacon]

/carefully walks up to piggy

Watcha got there, pinky?

[danishbacon]

-is a pig-

-doesn't know what it is-

-nudges it over to anon-

Øf.

[danishbacon]

what's this...

/picks up shiny long object, examines it

oh.

...

..

OH HO HO HO~~~

Are we in France's land? Ah...not so appropriate for little piggy to see!

/plucks you up

Time to go home, don't you think?

[danishbacon]

øf?

-looks at the object with an expression of "hey, what's that thing? Tell me! Tell me!"-

[danishbacon]

eh, it is device for...adults, yes? To hit certain spots..I will tell you when you are older and hopefully not bacon yet...

..ah, now where is that Dane?

[danishbacon]

øf?

-doesn't understand a word you're saying-

[danishbacon]

Well, if he ain't here, I guess I should take care of you for a bit.

/carries you towards meme public farm with the intention of raising you into "some pig" ...or maybe bacon

:D

[b_deutschland]

Who let this farmyard animal in here!?

[danishbacon]

øf øf- øf øf

-sniffs at-

[b_deutschland]

...

... [poised to grab]

... [GOES FOR IT]

[danishbacon]

ØF ØF Øf

-SQUEAAAAAAAAAAAAAL-

[b_deutschland]

[Holding out at arms length] Where is the owner of this pig!?

[danishbacon]

ØF ØF ØF ØF ØF ØF!

-STRUGGLES AND SQUEALS-

-HIS COLLAR IS SUDDENLY TOO TIGHT-

[b_deutschland]

Ahh, stop that! [Tucks you under his arm with iron like German strength and tries to loosen that collar]

[danishbacon]

-STRUGGLE OINK STRUGGLE-

-LOOKS KINDA LIKE DENMARK, SMELLS KINDA LIKE DENMARK, BUT THIS MO-FO AIN'T HIS DENMARK!-