Sorry for the huge delay, guys! I only got 2 hours of sleep yesterday and didn't have to set my alarm today, so I ended up sleeping in obscenely late. I had a dream about The Wiz, even though I've never seen it... huh.
Enjoy part 44!
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Spain: romance, slow, attentive. Courtship is relaxing
N.Italy: will take you on a whirlwind of romance. Love making is an art
S.Italy: gritty, to the point, has a dirty mouth and cruses during sex
France: dine and wine, and scatters rose petals everywhere. You top occasionally
Germany: freak in a bed (repression isn't a good thing)
Belgium: um...chocolate foreplay?
Austria: will take you to a romantic concert first, courtship at its finest
Hungary: spanking, is a dominatrix in her spare time
Liechtenstein: ... (nah, see protective brother)
Switzerland: ...he'll fire one warning shot you if even try ask
Prussia: forceful, will leave you sore for days and your ears will hurt from the constant yelling of orders
Bulgaria: um, violent?
Russia: he is always in control, and gets off when you promise to always be one with him
Ukraine: soft, tender, ( ... )
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Spain: His favourite positions are any that allow eye contact and easy kissing during intercourse.
N.Italy: Spends most of his time complaining about any minor discomforts he may have.
S.Italy: Isn’t actually a very big fan of sex, but will have it to keep his partners happy.
France: Still a virgin.
Germany: Lost his virginity to Italy and loses his erection if his sex schedule doesn’t go exactly as planned. (Foreplay: x minutes Act: x minutes Cuddling: x minutes Time began: xx:xx Estimated ending time: xx:xx)
Belgium: Loves to use chocolate bodypaint during sex.
Austria: Is a very quick shot so he has to make sure Hungary comes during the foreplay or else she won't orgasm at all.
Hungary: Has masturbated with her frying pan a few times. Fakes her orgasms with Austria a lot and so often sneaks off to Prussia's for sex.
Liechtenstein: Has been meeting up with Iceland for insanely kinky sex for the last 5 years.
Switzerland: Took a vow of celibacy ( ... )
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Norway: The kinkiest bastard known to man. He's the one who influenced England to be a perv but he hides it well in public. Once that door is closed though... Poor, poor Denmark. He also loves it fast and hard with his hands bound behind his back and a gag in his mouth.
Sweden: Is a very caring lover who cares more about his partner's orgasm and pleasure than his own.
Finland: It took him a long time to get used to sleeping with other people than Sweden, and he still calls out Sweden's name at climax sometimes.
Iceland: Even kinkier than Norway, but he has no idea. Everyone thinks he's an innocent virgin- they're very wrong.
Sealand: Just discovered masturbation and has hours of fun at night trying to beat his "record" of how far he can shoot his semen.
Greece: Falls asleep straight after sex but it such a cuddly sleeper ( ... )
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FUCKING LOL.
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Spain: Can do it everywhere. He prefers not to do it on a bed. Orgasms if he goes on a mechanical bull. haha idk
N.Italy: Fails at techniques when he tries them but accidentally turns people on all the time.
S.Italy: Loves rough sex and pushing people onto/up against things. Really passionate but angry lover.
France: The male master of everything to do with sex. (He answers to Hungary though) He likes pleasuring others more than himself but hates selfish lovers. England is one of these people
Germany: Virgin. Would love to try out some really kinky stuff but keeps it to himself and admonishes himself for it. Doesn't like masturbating.
Belgium:
Austria: Really, really good with his hands but doesn't mind subbing at all. He learned from his wife.
Hungary: The mofo HBIC of sex. She goes between pleasuring and hurting her lovers.
Liechtenstein: n/a
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Oh anon, I love you for this ♥
Though to be fair, Australia was almost colonized by the French...
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U.K: Bit of a prude when sober but very feisty bottom after a few drinks. Always a possessive top.
Spain: loves 69
N.Italy: Virgin, but has given blowjobs (Prussia, France, Austria) Assumes he's going to top when he loses his virginity because Grandpa only taught him how to top... Also sings shaky little songs during sex until his partner shut him up.
S.Italy: Passionate, almost violent, bottom. Occasionally tops the hell out of Spain (DAT ASS)
France: Tops everyone. Enjoys very romantic sex but is secretly turned on when England gets kinky.
Germany: Plans his sexual activities like war strategies with a map and mathematical tools, and gives his partner a lecture on it before they actually do it. These plans always fall apart.
Belgium: N/A
Austria: Hungary's bottom. Always
Hungary: Tops everyone. Even France.
Liechtenstein: N/A
Switzerland: fucks himself with possessions of Austria's that he finds (his clothes...his...music baton KILL ME LOL)
Prussia: mostly jerks off in his brother's ( ... )
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Spain: Never changes his :D :D :D expression. Not even when he orgasms.
N.Italy: He pays a lot of attention to his partner in bed, making sure they enjoy themselves a lot.
S.Italy: Same as N. Italy, but he will be a bit more self-centered.
France: He prefers frottage over buttsex.
Germany: Prepare for the most awkward sex you will ever have.
Belgium: She tops. Hard.
Austria: Enjoys Hungary's collection.
Hungary: Has a collection of strap-ons.
Liechtenstein: Oh God, N/A, N/A.
Switzerland: Prepare for the most unsatisfying sex you will ever have.
Prussia: What he lacks in technique, he makes up for with stamina.
Bulgaria: He likes to punch the bed/wall whenever somebody is sticking it up his ass.
Russia: Doesn't take off the scarf, but you had beter not get it dirty.
Ukraine: Will be very shy at first, after that she will get into it and be very enthusiastic.
Belarus: N/A
Lithuania: He masturbates frequently to relieve some of the stress.
Poland: Will not shut up, unless he's having an orgasm, maybe.
Estonia: N/A
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Spain: Doesn't mind bottoming, but somehow always ends up topping. Expecially with Prussia. Also, he loves to times his sex performance, and keep track of his records.
N.Italy: He loves it when it involves ham. or Nutella. Or both.
S.Italy: VESPA SEX
France: He loves to whisper sweet cheesy things in French while doing it
Germany: Awkwardly tops (stole it from someone, I'm sorry, but I loved it) AND CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF HE DOESN'T THINK OF DOGS WHILE DOING IT
Belgium: CHOCOLATE KINK
Austria: loves missionary, enjoys it more when mozart is playing in bg
Hungary: Enjoys strap on
Liechtenstein:
Switzerland: CHEESE (with holes. hehehe.) KINK
Prussia: He always tries to orgasms after the partner. Nearly always fails.
Bulgaria: He likes breath play. on himself.
Russia: Too immature to think about sex.
Ukraine: Every male nation she had an intercourse with always asked her to to a tits job. Actually she doesn't really like ( ... )
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