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part 38 is going surfing in august

Aug 11, 2009 16:23

Am I late posting? I don't know when it maxed! Hopefully it wasn't too late. Well, anyway... how many times have I mentioned it being near the end of summer so far? I read a few of you are already back in school - that seems so early! Hopefully you get out earlier in the summer, then?

Enjoy Part 38!

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Dear dad... not_america August 13 2009, 23:40:32 UTC

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Re: Dear dad... not_america August 13 2009, 23:41:42 UTC

Is that what your arm/hand hair is like?

Re: Dear dad... not_america August 13 2009, 23:55:47 UTC

Uhhh...

...

... Oui?

Re: Dear dad... not_america August 13 2009, 23:43:01 UTC

Duuude, you should join France or something. That'll probably spite your daddy.

Re: Dear dad... not_america August 13 2009, 23:45:56 UTC

Quelle bonne idée, mon ami!

Re: Dear dad... cestfrancais August 13 2009, 23:44:22 UTC

Oh, mon fils.

Express your concerns with Angleterre at length. In my arms. ♥

[holds out his arms]

Thank god for chat and their French skills. not_america August 13 2009, 23:52:43 UTC

*dramatically falls into France's arms and hugs him*

Cochon anglais, je le déteste...

I'm going to keep most of this in English for your sake, bud. cestfrancais August 14 2009, 00:00:26 UTC

[feels up holds Canada]

I have been telling you of his terrible deeds for years, mon petit! He has always been a horrible father, person and cook, to boot.

But what did he do this time, mon cher?

[strokes Canada's silky hair]

Re: I'm going to keep most of this in English for your sake, bud. not_america August 14 2009, 00:01:22 UTC

The hair where, France?

cestfrancais August 14 2009, 00:05:12 UTC

I shall leave that to your imagination, ma petite!

Re: I'm going to keep most of this in English for your sake, bud. not_america August 14 2009, 00:04:16 UTC

*feels that and... Well, what the hell, he gives France a little squeeze too because if he's gonna be speaking French, he may as well start acting it as well*

P-papa, he keeps mistaking me for Al and-a-and...

I just can't take it anymore! He's a dick! Even after I threw all that poutine at those stupid, overgrown bushes he calls eyebrows!!

cestfrancais August 14 2009, 00:10:21 UTC

[is pretty surprised at the returned touch, but hey, he's not going to complain any time soon]

Well, I think it is high time your left our brutish Angleterre behind, mon fils, non? He has simply mistreated you for too long.

[starts to rub Canada's back]

[sensually]

not_america August 14 2009, 00:23:00 UTC

Y-you're right! I'm gonna cook up a million bowl of poutine and then I'm going to fling them at him until those damn eyebrows of his melt off, and then I'm -- *continues ranting*

*slowly starts relaxing and getting drowsy thanks to that amazingly sensual backrub*

*awkward boner*

cestfrancais August 14 2009, 00:29:24 UTC

Mmmmm, tell me more about hurting Angleterre, mon petit...

[continues, and may totally be getting turned on by Canada's graphic descriptions of England-related violence]

[not-so-awkward boner]

not_america August 14 2009, 00:33:43 UTC

I will somehow invent hot gravy wax and pour that all over him, and I will slowly strip every inch of hair off his scrawny body...

But not his eyebrows. Oh ho, not them. I'll be attaching each individual thick hair on his face with a tweezer until he begs for mercy!

... P-papa, are you rubbing my back with three hands or are you... are... you... oh god.

cestfrancais August 14 2009, 00:42:16 UTC

Oh Canada. You certainly take after your Papa quite a bit.

[is starting to kiss Canada's neck at this point, his hands wandering over everything from the Rockies to Hudson's Bay, but staying far way from Canada's mouth]

[pauses]

What would you do to him next, mon fils?

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