Part 2.2

[aphanon_dr]

W-whoops, sorry about that. Enjoy the second part of the.... second part! :D

Won't be around as often, so feel free to do your own comment spamming to spread out the heavy threads over several pages.

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CONTINUING FROM: http://aphanon-meme.livejournal.com/38131.html?thread=366366195#t366366195 !?

[wrath_ofkhan]

[bites the inside of his cheek, watching intently]

[mutters] Oh, really? How do you figure it shows that?

[sweetsestra]

[gently touches a rather ugly bruise on his stomach]

If you saw any of us on the side of the road in this condition, you'd leave us there...

[starts pressing down harder, getting angry at the thought]

[wrath_ofkhan]

[winces]

What's that got to do with anything? This is you helpin' me, ain't it?

An' I wouldn't.

[sweetsestra]

You didn't even want my help in the first place!

[stands up]

Stay there.

...

And the only reason you say that is because without us, it's less for you to control.

[wrath_ofkhan]

You say that like it's a bad thing? Least I wouldn't leave you lyin' on the... the side of the road, or whatever you said! And I didn't want your help only 'cause I didn't know what you were doin' in the first place.

[stays kneeling, glares up at her]

...Know what? If anything, you should give me some first aid. As my vassal.

[sweetsestra]

[glares with as much hatred as her little body could muster]

Fine!

[sits back down and starts to loosen his armor]

But you better not complain or I'll get Baba Yaga to come and eat you.

[wrath_ofkhan]

[holds up his arms so it's a bit easier to unclasp things, but makes no move to help her]

Ha! "Baba Yaga"? What's that?

[sweetsestra]

[notices but didn't expect any less from him]

She's a witch who steals and eats children and lives in a house with chicken legs.

[wrath_ofkhan]

[he's an extremely superstitious kid]

[grins]

Eats children and lives in a house with chicken legs? Th-that sounds stupid, there's no way she's real! Haha-[winces and quickly stops laughing] ...Ow...

[sweetsestra]

[finally manages to get the armor off]

She is real! I've seen her house before and she has a fence with skulls on top of each pole. A-and she has invisible servants in her house and she'll kill you if you ask about them!

[wrath_ofkhan]

I-I don't believe you! But even if she was real, I bet I could take her.

[without the armor, he just looks like a beat-up, grubby, pudgy kid. Would not last a minute against Baba Yaga.]

...You gonna help me or what, vassal?

[sweetsestra]

[just glares for a minute]

...

[stands up]

I need to get water to clean your wounds better.

[wrath_ofkhan]

Water? What do you need water for? You're stalling, is what you're doing!

[sweetsestra]

It's going to get all infected if I don't clean it!

[wrath_ofkhan]

[gingerly pulls his del open a bit to have a look at one of the cuts, but the bruised swelling underneath makes it kind of hard to tell if there's any infection yet]

No, they're gonna get infected if you don't put real medicine on 'em. Water ain't medicine.

[sweetsestra]

Fine! But I'm not helping if you get sick.

[walks over and picks a few plants nearby]