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[aperfectthird]

[There's a bit of shaking as Percy fiddles with the phone, getting it in place, and then he appears in frame, peering at it cautiously. When he's certain it's settled, he sits at the desk he's charmed the phone to float in front of, folding his hands on the top. His suit is impeccable: clean, perfectly pressed, tie straight, shirt spotlessly

Comments

[greding]

Percy, I think someone put motor oil in your shampoo.

Again.

[aperfectthird]

Can you two please stop discussing this? I think I'm going to be ill.

[7thborn]

That's what I was looking for.

So, Perce, thoughts on inter-office shagging? What notes really get passed around on those Ministry memos?

[aperfectthird]

[>|]

While I've no doubt workplace fraternization occurs, Ministry employees are professional enough to keep it away from the actual workplace.

[7thborn]

Just because you haven't done it.

[Ginny, just stop right there. Stop it.]

[aperfectthird]

And this conversation is over.

[7thborn]

[... waaaaaait. Diversion. Is she wrong? Oh Merlin, no, she'd rather be wrong than be right when it comes to Percy and this.]

Haven't you?

[aperfectthird]

I believe I said this conversation was over.

[7thborn]

You've seen someone in the lifts, I bet.

[aperfectthird]

Over.

[7thborn]

That's a yes, then.

[aperfectthird]

That is a 'we are not discussing this.'

[...but just for the record, it is a yes.]

[7thborn]

Fine.

But I'm just saying-you must've run into that on rounds at Hogwarts all the time!

[aperfectthird]

Thank goodness that government officials are more restrained with their hormones than teenagers.

[7thborn]

Another reason why I don't want to be a government official.

[aperfectthird]

A shame. I think you'd be good at it.