one nation under god

[apathyriot]

You know that book your mom used to read you, "Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day"? That book was my motherfucking autobiography for today. Then I realized today was Friday the 13th, so I didn't feel as bad.

Here's to looking up your old address.

Comments

[rxbpoolshark]

i didn't even realize it was friday the 13th until right now when i read your post. but by this time, it's not even friday anymore.

neutral day as far as luck for me... although i will admit that i did the best job of parallel parking of my life today. go ahead, find some snotty comment to make fun of me about this, but i was proud of myself and can't nobody take that away from me.

btw King Isaac gave me a 4.0. i told you it was true love.