[hikago] Peculiar Interview :: Hikago - Kuwabara

[aoyagi]

Peculiar Interview // Hikago: Kuwabara, Inoue-san // 120 words
Rating: PG-13 // Warnings: Spawned from the spam thread in kifu-archive. Beware the brainbreaking o' doom, yo! ^_^

No Pain, No Gain

Comments

[verloren1983]

I don't even know why I clicked on that. GAH. >_<

...I really, really hate you.

[aoyagi]

Awwww... ;_; That's sad ;_;

[sivullinen]

*screams*

[aoyagi]

Mission: accomplished

[blue_cage]

LOVE LOVE LOVE~<3 This was ANON but now not ANON is amazed and SOOOO happy!

[aoyagi]

I have two more ideas for crack!fics in Hikago :P Welcome to my world of brain-brokey ^_^ Thank you for helping me spawn them :P Now fandom officially hates me :P

[blue_cage]

Some people would have said I was ALWAYS in the world of brain-breaky, but yes, glad to join you here!

Welcome to the club ^_^b

[ekaterin24]

Oh, dear.

Consider my brain (re-)broken also.

[aoyagi]

Wheeee! =D

[moonjaguar]

Ahahahaha! I can't believe I missed this one. Kuwabara in a bwahahaha*choke*wheeze* with a.. whip? Cracked-out for the win! --- call me a sick ticket strangelet but I said, Aw man, that's it, it stops here?

-- Moon (who loves spin-the-bottle/WTF type pairings)

[aoyagi]

I suck at smut, period. I just cannot do it, so I decided to keep it short and simple rather than kill the effect by miserable attempts at crack!smut. Plus, half the fun is leaving my reader thinking of what happens next ;) (In my world, Inoue runs for his life and never does a one-on-one interview with Kuwabara again) :P

[moonjaguar]

I can't help myself!

Kuwabara snickered at the slammed door and at the fading pelt-pelt-pelt of Inoue's bat-out-of-hell dash. He donned a Pepto-pink smoking jacket and matching trousers and kicked back in his lounge chair, a fishbowl-sized snifter in one hand. He took a drag off his square and coughed as he laughed to himself. His ways of getting rid of reporters and other nosy parkers were inventive, if he said so himself, and this one topped them all.

The End.

/ducks and runs like hell!

[aoyagi]

OMG I LOVE YOU!!! YOU ARE A PERSON AFTER MY OWN HEART!!! *DIES LAUGHING*