The Smith Family Legacy - Generation Fourteen - Chapter Five
Author's Note: Welcome back to the Smith Family Legacy everyone! I'm afraid that this generation is almost ready to have the heir(ess) vote, and it has only been three weeks! Can you believe that? I can't! I am double posting AGAIN this weekend... I keep telling myself 'Only one chapter!', but I am always over doing it. I have a hard time deciding between screen-shots. They are all so cute! I locked this chapter from comments because I would like for them to all be in the second chapter. That's where most people leave their comments anyways :P
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Last week on the Smith Family Legacy...
All of the toddlers became children last week. Charlie rolled Evil, Eli had Mooch locked in, Emmett is a Vegetarian and Jack is Over Emotional.. They all have their own unique personalities and quirks!
Chase and Clarissa went to France where Chase purchased what he needed to begin making nectar, only to be bombarded with grumpy locals that sent him on a crazy insult spree.
Lots of whining and crying... Etc...
Missed something?
Generation Fourteen:
Chapter One - Chapter Two
Chapter Three - Chapter Four
Emmett: "Someone broke the dishwasher again, but it wasn't me! Just so you know!"
You just HAPPEN to be standing in front of it when it crapped out.. Is that it?
Emmett: "Are you calling me a liar?!"
Clarissa: "Grandma knows it was you Emmett. Fess up."
Chase: "Nice hair, Shirley Temple."
Charlie: "Oh no he di'int!"
Oh yes he did!
Charlie: "SHIRLEY TEMPLE DIDN'T HAVE BANGS!"
It's true... She didn't...
But you still kind of look like her.
Charlie: "I'm going to get back at you for making me wear pink ribbons, you know that right?"
I'd like to see you try princess..
Chase: "I'm embarrassed for her."
Chase: "That had to burn!"
Charlie: >:(
Charlie: "I'm not talking to you anymore! I thought you were the only cool member in this family, but I guess I was wrong."
Chase: "But...?"
Chase: "Come on!... Don't say that =(..."
Charlie: "I said it! No more talking! I'm ignoring you."
Charlie: "Don't even look at me with your rock star sun glasses!"
Charlie: "I'm over it. Sorry I got angry at you old man."
Despite her promise to never talk or look at her grandfather again, Charlie soon realized that he was still the cool person she could always trust.
Nothing good can come from Charlie's niceness.
Jack: "Why is this house falling apart?!"
Because you kids keep breaking stuff!
Jack: "Walking away now... No one will ever have to know..."
Clarissa: "I saw you break the TV dammit!"
Jack: "You must be mistaken, I was just passing through..."
Eli: "I am getting so tired of staring at dad in his tight, butt-enhancing man-panties. Could you PLEASE make him buy some sleepwear that doesn't make me want to barf?"
Casey: "I like my man panties.. Soph tells me they turn her on..."
Casey: "Ah horse shit!"
Casey: "DAMN SAM ALL TO HELL!"
Casey: "GRRRRRAWWRRRIHATESINKSTHEYBREAKMYHEARTGRRRAWRRR!"
Maybe the house is falling apart.. It feels like every couple of hours I hear the dreaded 'I broke something' music followed by an annoyed grumbling.
Casey: "This is all your fault! You set us up to break them! I'm handy! I couldn't have broken the damn sink!"
I love the position of your hands.
Casey: "Are you even listening to me?! For the sake of all that is decent?!"
Your underwear is the definition of indecent.
Casey: "You are so immature."
Casey: "AHH! It's touching me!"
It's just water...
Casey: "EWWWWWW WATER!!!"
And I'm immature..?
Casey: "AHA! I stopped yah! Try to escape this hold!"
I thought you said you were handy..
Clarissa: "It's the yellow car of doom! Those who enter it must be aware of impending pain and an ultimate death!! WOooooOoo!"
With the children in school, Clarissa had too much free time on her hands... Hence the death car of doom.
Chase decided that he was now cool enough to start his own pink leopard printed fad.
I think it'll catch on.
Jack's laziness didn't surprise me. I knew he would be spending the majority of his time watching TV...
Jack: "Daddy can cook like nobodies business!"
Clarissa: "Indeed."
Jack: "Watch out for that guy! He can make you pack on the pounds with his amazing tartlets!"
Jack: "Especially if you don't burn the calories off with exercise."
Jack: "I hate exercise myself. It boggles my mind how some people can actually enjoy lifting weights. Dad likes to lift weights. Mom says that his muscles are so ripped that he looks like he's on steroids."
Jack: "I've heard that steroids make your penis small though."
Jack: "So I say to hell with that!! I'm not risking a small penis with exercise! Nu uh!!"
Clarissa: "That's kind of an inappropriate conversation to have with your grandmother darling."
Emmett: "Oh this is just great!"
Emmett: "That kid with the monkey shirt is following me again, isn't he? Damn it! Now I will have to take the bus to his house! I hate my life."
Emmett: "I think he's trying to copy me. Well no can do! I'm an original! A one and only!"
Fisher: "He is so weird... He thinks that I idolize him, when he's the one following ME home."
Melody: "They will never find me here!"
For someone with six children, she handles it pretty well.
Melody: "I'm dying inside."
Melody's back yard screams 'Come and be creepy'!
This guy here takes full advantage of that fact.
Emmett: "What's with all the weirdos in your back yard? Is it skip work and come be weird day?"
Fisher: "Watch it Emmett. Those are my friends you are talking about."
Emmett: "Look. I'm sorry that I made fun of the weirdos in your back yard. I didn't know they were your friends. Can you forgive me?"
Fisher: "I forgive you. They are a little odd, but who isn't?"
Emmett: "I'm not odd!"
Emmett: "Did you see the thing with the Obama shirt? Freak show."
Emmett: "I wasn't sure if it was a man with girly hair, or a female body builder. I told myself to get the hell out of there before I found out."
Fisher: "My sisters call it heshe. Mom says not to talk to it. We're supposed to scream if it tries to feed us candy."
Back at home Eli was enjoying the play ground.
Eli: "More like enjoying the feel of a thong!! EEEOOWWW!"
Eli: "I'm afraid if I move it will ride further up my crack."
Thanks for the visual.. A little less detail would be nice.
Eli: "NEVER try that. That slide is the devil."
Casey: "This is all YOUR fault. I hope you get dry rot! HAHA! That would make my lifetime!"
What did the dummy do to deserve those harsh words?
Jack acquired his grandmother's vivid imagination.
However, Jack rooted for the dragon instead of feeling sorry for the unicorn.
Chase chose to ride his scooter everywhere he went, despite having a perfectly good car in his inventory.
He clearly enjoys his trip home from work at 2am wearing sunglasses and driving that darn scooter 5 miles an hour.
Chase: "It's my way of unwinding after a hard day of rock and roll!"
Back at home Casey was enjoying month old cake leftovers...
Casey: "Here comes the heart burn!"
Clarissa was just realizing that her arms were the size of pipe cleaners.
Clarissa: "I'm just that cool!"
One of the ghosts decided to haunt yet another house plant. I think they do it to spite Chase...
Casey: "I'm going to do the dishes with telekinesis. Watch! No hands!"
Okay... So show me this remarkable telepathic ability...
Casey: *Stares at pile of plates*
Can you stop wasting time and DO the dishes?
Casey: "You're presence is breaking my concentration! Go away!"
Jack: "I'm extremely gassy this morning folks!"
Jack: *Farts*
Way to charm the pants off of us ladies Jack.
Jack: "Rise and shine! If you don't, the smell might rise the bile in your stomach!"
Jack: "See that robot over there? It totally just let one go. That's why it smells like dead fish in here."
Clarissa: "Is that what that smell is? I thought Wesley might have killed a Whale and stuffed it in his dresser!"
In the other room the boys slept soundly. Emmett was having horrible dreams of clowns without eyes... *shudders*
Jack: "Be sure to breathe with your mouth open. I'm going to go get something to eat."
The ghosts were tricky to tell a part after the hair loss. I have to go by shirt. Nick has the tie and zipped sweater, Edward has the blazer.
Nick: "Are you seriously comparing me to doofus over there?! He WAS his hair when he was alive! Now he is just a bald dead guy that 'Ooo's' over cows that dance around on two legs."
Edward: "Ooooo!!"
Nick: "Point proven."
Charlie: "I hate when the ghosts hog the remote! I'm far too advanced for this channel."
The purpose of this image is to show that Chase is FINALLY finishing off his guitar skill...
Woot!!
Chase: "+7500!"
I often like to check out the neighbourhood hot spots for population growth. The only thing that's growing here is weird (above) and Smith (bellow).
Reese was getting away from the hustle and bustle of life at home. Suri had just given birth to yet another baby girl, and he needed to take a break from all the hormones and dirty diapers.
If the baby wasn't crying, Suri was.
Reese: "I really wanted a son =(....."
Same old Reese...
Melinda's family was over at the library enjoying another Saturday in Sunset Valley.
Clarissa: "Aughh! This can not be my grand child! She smells like that dead whale in Wesley's room!"
Clarissa: "Do I have to talk to her? Please don't make me."
Too bad. You often stink too, so suck it up and get to know your grand daughter.
Ace: "WHEEEEWW! Someone forgot to air out the cooler after letting the food spoil! PEEE-UUU!"
Clarissa: "Air hug."
Alexis: "Don't be silly! Hug me grandma!"
Clarissa: "I hate to be a wimp, but your armpit odor makes me woozy."
Eric: "You're a trooper grandma! I couldn't have stomached even an air hug with Alexis."
Gage: "I used to hang with Charlie at school. She's just too evil for my liking."
Melinda: "FEEED MEEEE!"
The kids are not doing well with out me...
Eli: "It's happening again."
Emmett: "Just stare off into space and act like it doesn't make you want to wet the bed."
Emmett: "Roast Mr. Marshmallow. I will eat you when I'm through. Don't be afraid. It will only hurt a little."
Emmett: "Oopsie doo.. Almost caught you on fire there. That would have sucked!"
Chase: "I am offended that you think this child resembles me in the least. He is off his rocker."
Chase: "Pokity poke Mr. Firepit. Hehehehe. This is so fun!"
Emmett: "Stop poking the fire grandpa! You'll set yourself on fire and then who will save your ass? Me? I think not."
Emmett: "I said STOP!"
Chase: "You're not the friggin' boss of me! PS: You suck!"
Chase: "Roasted life fruit is the bomb."
Did I mention that I plan to keep Chase around indefinitely? Well there you have it.. I am going to keep him around until I feel like it's time for him to go, and since I don't feel like spending 12,000 on the recipe for ambrosia, he will eat life fruit until he pukes.
He even makes his own life fruit nectar.
I guess it's on the slippery side...
Chase: "AHHHHHHH!!!"
Chase: "AHH #*@$!! That's going to leave a bruise!"
Chase: "I sting from the inside out!"
Chase: "My ass burns like antiseptic and bee stings!"
Chase: =(
Chase: "I don't even want to attempt to mess with that machine! What if it backfires on me?!"
Marie: "Excuse me grandpa."
O_O
Melody's youngest daughter, Marie (one of the twins) became a glitched child with boobs and extremely creepy elbows.
I'm not kidding... She is a freaking child... I took a video of her talking to prove it...
Chase: "What the hell is it?!?!"
Marie: "Your words offend me."
AHHHHHHHH!
Marie: "Do you have any idea how many school buses are not handicap friendly?! I can't walk up those huge steps!"
Marie: "My life is awful."
Marie: "WHY IS EVERYONE SCARED OF ME?!?!?"
>_> No idea.. None at all...
Casey: "MOIIII!"
Casey: "Perfecto a la sushi de Casey!"
Casey: "Zzzz... NO! I will not get on a bus with that alien! She said her name was Marie, but I can't be sure...Zzzzz...."
Casey: "OMG! You wouldn't believe the nightmare I just had! It was awful!"
You talk in your sleep, I'm well aware of what you dreamt about.
Charlie: "EEEK!!"
Charlie?!
Charlie was struggling to stay afloat in the pool they had forgot about for so long...
Charlie: "HELP! GGASP!"
=O
...........................
Despite her efforts, Charlie was stuck behind the very pretty water lily lanterns, and began to sink.
Nick: "HOLY SHIT! Is she dead?!"
Grim: "I think so! Why else would I be here..? Oh hell. I hate when it's a kid. I'm not babysitting!"
Nick: "You are the worst grim ever."
Grim: "My mother keeps telling me that.. sigh... I'm sensitive, okay?! No need to insult me!"
Grim: "Get in your grave young lady, or there will be no dessert."
Grim: "Sigh.. This takes forever."
Grim: "WTF?!"
Grim: "EWW! It's blue! That's not normal!"
Charlie: "I've been waiting to meet you for years now! You are AWESOME! I want to be your second hand! We can go kill people together! Wouldn't that be fun?!"
Grim: *Stares at lamp*
Charlie: "Well? Wouldn't it?"
Grim: "She makes it very hard to ignore her."
Grim: "I'll do whatever you want. Just get in your flipping grave and we will discuss the accomplice thing later."
Charlie: =D
Charlie died only a day before her birthday... I have never had a child die before, so here is a very short memorial to her life here on the Smith Family Legacy.
Sophia had hoped for a girl throughout her pregnancy.
She had that girl she hoped for, but got more than she bargained for when she gave birth to two boys following Charlie.
Charlie was a smelly baby...
And an adorable toddler.
She was the only girl surrounding three boys.
As a child, Charlie's good moments were rare and far between.
She had a love of things toxic and enjoyed being evil.
RIP Charlie Smith...
I can't wait for you to haunt us...
Livejournal decided this chapter was too long, so I'm cutting this one off here.
Read Chapter Six