[Fic] Of Sheets and Seductions | LDH Inc
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. It is in no way associated with the original LDH (Love Dream Happiness).
AU The ever cliche vampire and werewolf as natural enemies. And the ever cliche vampire and werewolf getting along very well. In LDH Inc, Hiro's word is law. Multi-chaptered oneshots in the same universe. (LDH = Life, Desires, Harmony)
Summary: Kenchi and Naoto in a bar.
Pairing: Naoto/Naoki, Kenchi/Keiji
Rating: T for language
Part One
“Naoki’s very good with the sheets,” says Naoto over his martini, relaxing into the couch. “Never knew the werewolf had it in him.”
Kenchi chokes on his tequila. “I don’t need to hear your bedroom shenanigans with a werewolf, Naoto.”
“Bedroom shenanigans?” Naoto looks confused for a moment before he barks out a laugh. “Get your mind out of the gutter. I’m talking about how good Naoki shreds the sheets of papers in our office. Best shredding machine ever. Especially when he does it oh-so-calmly in front of clients who need to get their priorities straight.”
He side-eyes Kenchi with a slow smirk. “But if you’re referring to the other meaning, then yes, he’s also very talented in that department. All the alpha male goodness packed in those hard lean muscle. His stamina matches mine as well, so neither of us are disappointed-”
“Urgh. TMI, Naoto.” Kenchi groans, covering his ears even though he knows it’s useless. “I didn’t ask you out for drinks just to hear you tell me about YOUR sex life, you not-so-innocent old man.”
“Excuse you, Kenchi, weren’t you born during the Sengoku period? Isn’t this pot calling the kettle black?” says Naoto silkily, finger toying with the rim of his glass.
“Says the one who’s been around since the Heian era.” The taller vampire shoots back.
“Need some tips on how to seduce your own werewolf, boy?” Naoto drawls, crossing and uncrossing his leather-clad legs and earning many appreciative stares and wolf-whistles from both ladies and men alike across the floor. He ignores them, his attention focused on Kenchi through half-lidded eyes.
“No thanks. Keiji’s not like that.” Kenchi thinks of broad shoulders, hard planes of his stomach whenever he wears a form-fitting shirt, the chiselled face, the innocent and shy smile whenever the young werewolf passes him a bento…
He buries his head in his hands with a groan.
“Naoto, I think he’s seducing me instead, most probably unknowingly.”
“So, make the first move, ask him out, kiss him senseless, then screw his brains out. I’ll leave the order of preference to you. Good luck.”
AU The ever cliche vampire and werewolf as natural enemies. And the ever cliche vampire and werewolf getting along very well. In LDH Inc, Hiro's word is law. Multi-chaptered oneshots in the same universe. (LDH = Life, Desires, Harmony)
Summary: Kenchi and Naoto in a bar.
Pairing: Naoto/Naoki, Kenchi/Keiji
Rating: T for language
Part One
“Naoki’s very good with the sheets,” says Naoto over his martini, relaxing into the couch. “Never knew the werewolf had it in him.”
Kenchi chokes on his tequila. “I don’t need to hear your bedroom shenanigans with a werewolf, Naoto.”
“Bedroom shenanigans?” Naoto looks confused for a moment before he barks out a laugh. “Get your mind out of the gutter. I’m talking about how good Naoki shreds the sheets of papers in our office. Best shredding machine ever. Especially when he does it oh-so-calmly in front of clients who need to get their priorities straight.”
He side-eyes Kenchi with a slow smirk. “But if you’re referring to the other meaning, then yes, he’s also very talented in that department. All the alpha male goodness packed in those hard lean muscle. His stamina matches mine as well, so neither of us are disappointed-”
“Urgh. TMI, Naoto.” Kenchi groans, covering his ears even though he knows it’s useless. “I didn’t ask you out for drinks just to hear you tell me about YOUR sex life, you not-so-innocent old man.”
“Excuse you, Kenchi, weren’t you born during the Sengoku period? Isn’t this pot calling the kettle black?” says Naoto silkily, finger toying with the rim of his glass.
“Says the one who’s been around since the Heian era.” The taller vampire shoots back.
“Need some tips on how to seduce your own werewolf, boy?” Naoto drawls, crossing and uncrossing his leather-clad legs and earning many appreciative stares and wolf-whistles from both ladies and men alike across the floor. He ignores them, his attention focused on Kenchi through half-lidded eyes.
“No thanks. Keiji’s not like that.” Kenchi thinks of broad shoulders, hard planes of his stomach whenever he wears a form-fitting shirt, the chiselled face, the innocent and shy smile whenever the young werewolf passes him a bento…
He buries his head in his hands with a groan.
“Naoto, I think he’s seducing me instead, most probably unknowingly.”
“So, make the first move, ask him out, kiss him senseless, then screw his brains out. I’ll leave the order of preference to you. Good luck.”