[xxxholic Parody] Insanity as a Selling Point

[anyjen]

I wrote it because sometimes, we need to laugh at the things we love. ^^U

Now if you feel up to it, get your crack goggles on, and dig in!

(For all those who think this looks familiar, yes, it’s the same one I posted on my journal a while back, but it’s longer, not f-locked and has been seen by the keen eyes of my betas , who are most

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[grimmsical]

OW MY STOMACH. augh. augh. No. Can't. Speak.

/dies.

[anyjen]

So, either my parody has just kicked you in the stomach, or it has made you laugh so hard it might as well have.

I knew I shouldn't have unleashed my sense of humour on my poor readers. Bad parody, bad!

[bundamba]

You know... I was trying to explain xxxHolic to one of my friends a while ago, and I guess this what you wrote is probably what she heard lol.

"Don’t be fooled by his lack of expressions; he is a closet pervert who secretly wants to sex Whatanookie up.' This, this part had me cracking up so much because you don't even have to squint and tilt your head to see this, because as you said it's full of "sexual innuendo, gay undertones (and overtones) that even the blind could see...

And everytime I post using this icon I will forever think of her smile as evil XD

[anyjen]

Yeah, this is, for some reason, not the kind of story people "get" when it's described to them...

And everytime I post using this icon I will forever think of her smile as evil XD

Seishirou (Tokyo Babylon, X) has forever ruined innocent smiles for me. At least where CLAMP is concerned, the bigger they smile, the bigger the secret they're hiding... I dare you to put it to the test and tell me I'm wrong!

Anyway, thanks for giving this whole bunch of stupidity a chance! It honestly took a lot of courage to post it... ^^U

[sainatsukino]

LOl when I saw that mafia guy in Kobato for the first time I went all "kind smile + CLAMP = EVIL GUY!!!!!" and when I said this my friends who I had convinced to watch the anime with me went all wtf?

[anyjen]

Your instincts were telling you the truth, m'dear. XD

Granted, not all CLAMP characters who smile a lot are actually evil, but most will definitely be hiding a big secret or two, often to disastrous results... conversely, most grumpy/apathetic guys/gals/people/things will actually turn out to be pretty decent in the end. Go figure. XD

...I think the only overly cheerful character who wasn't hiding anything might have been Kohaku. He/She/They must be the most harmless character ever created by CLAMP. ^^U

[well_ladeedah]

YOU I LOVE. Oh, this. This. It's just -

Meet Harookah. He is a long-dead grandfather who probably perished because of lung cancer - considering he was/is never seen without a cigarette in his hand - but he still manages to visit Whatanookie in his dreams often, creepily looking like his teenage grandson. He also had weird hobbies. He used to hide books all over the place, play with balloons and dress his grandson up in girl’s clothes. No wonder Duhmeki turned out to be such a pervert.

LOLOL MY LIFE. OH. ♥ forever.

[anyjen]

Glad you liked it. XD

Thanks for reading!

[x_mog]

XD Oh God. That's hilarious. I wonder if this is how my mother sees it? lol (No. If she saw it this way I'd be hearing about it. It's obviously just us fans who are crazy enough to see how weird it really is.)

Ahahaha. Seriously though, I was sitting here quotting the cleaner stuff to day. (Like the bit about Doumeki missing personalities by raiding the kitchen. I kept quiet about the obvious gay-ness and yuko's cleavage.)

[anyjen]

Yeah, I stretched the confused perception a bit here, but it was surprisingly easy to imagine what things people would have trouble understanding...

Like the bit about Doumeki missing personalities by raiding the kitchen

Seriously, I'm half-convinced that guy's brain is inside his stomach.

Thanks for reading!

[madlytae]

Ah! This is love! Somebody needs to make icons!!!

[anyjen]

...that'd be awesome. XD

Out of curiosity, which quotes would you pick for icons?

soo late

[madlytae]

Forget icons. This needs to be animated. It's too hard to choose and beside those icons would be like gif crazy.

Though finding appropriate images would be lots of fun. XD