There is no place like home for the holidays...

[anya_vendvmagli]

Received word from my mother that if my hair is still "that horrid color" my father has threatened to chop it off. Honestly, he is just jealous because he is as bald as a baby and smells like one too

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[fred_x_george]

I didn't realise there was anything wrong with your hair.

[fred_x_george]

You're the one who started talking about conversing with a WC. Not what I'd consider normal behaviour, but each to their own, I suppose.

[anya_vendvmagli]

Oh my you are slower then you seem. Let us see what else WC could mean.

Water closet? No of course not.
White chocolate? No.

Weasley Clone perhaps? Yes, I believe so.

[fred_x_george]

Now, I'm sorry about the fact that I don't consider myself a clone. George and I may have identical genes, but that doesn't make us clones. damn slytherins

[anya_vendvmagli]

No, I think it kind of does.

[fred_x_george]

Not really. You see if we'd been clones, we wouldn't have been born on the same day. And the deal with identical twins is that when the embryo is in the uterus, it starts out as one, but then splits into two different embryos.

[anya_vendvmagli]

I am sorry, were you saying something?

[fred_x_george]

Nope, just letting my mind wander, delving into the mysteries of life.

[anya_vendvmagli]

Oh no, deep again.

[fred_x_george]

Can I help it if I'm in a "deep" mood?

[anya_vendvmagli]

Yes.

[fred_x_george]

How, may I ask, oh wise one.

[anya_vendvmagli]

Well, if you are in a killing mood, as I am at the present time, that does not mean that you have to become homicidal...yet.

Therefore just because you feel deep does not mean that you have to be philosophical.

[fred_x_george]

Well with me it does. In case you'd forgotten, I'm a "Weasley Clone" We don't do things by half.

[anya_vendvmagli]

Why not? You share a brain do you not?

[fred_x_george]

Actually, we put our TWO brains together...