LOL SUCKERPUNCH (infamous 2 news)

[antoj]

LOLOLOLOOOL

so

i like

shat bricks

cuz

july's game informer cover is infamous 2. (OH SNAP. (ps: everything is srsly announce before resistance 3 ok))

and joystiq posted the new cover.

clicky clicky!

ok.

WHAT DID THEY DO TO COLE!?

Comments

[zenity]

Wow, he does look completely different... what about his pointy bird-face? :( and what's up with those necklaces, it's like they're trying to make him gay. (IF THAT EVEN IS COLE I MEAN GOSH)

[antoj]

i noe rite? cole is not a muthafuckin bird anymore.

I AM SO DISAPPOINT.

lmao. fdkjlfkjalkfjakljfklaflkasf.

[eyebrowaddict]

He looks like the gay love child of Nathan Drake and Chris Redfield. :C Only with lightning bolts.

[antoj]

holy shit he totally does.

CANNOT UNSEE.

GDI SUCKERPUNCH

[eyebrowaddict]

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh cole wry ;_____;

He looks more like his sony bff brethren now which is jghbdsjg idk I LIKE HALE AND DRAKE and I always forget the kz2 guy's name uhhh uhhh uhhhh not-templar W/E W/E OBVS BUT COLE DOESN'T NEED TO LOOK LIKE THEM TOO OK GOSH FFFFFFFFFF ;___________;

I am excite for new location ok it looks more *~*~*exotic*~*~* than the NY-styled one from before so heeeee I hope it's cool AND AND new powers yeah HE CAN ALREADY SUMMON A BADASS THUNDER STORM.... WTF ELSE CAN HE DO I MEAN WHAT

It would be funny if they made Zeke look all sexy times too I mean like SUDDENLY HE'S NOT FAT AND LIKE... 23 YEARS OLD AND JAHHDSJHF or they will just make him older/fatter/more annoying I think Cole's new look is going to bring on like 50493549305894309493 new fans because suddenly he's so omg sexii tiems and IDK even with all the jrpgs I play I still liked the gritty comic-booky look better for Cole. :C FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU w/e w/e I AM STILL EXCITED TOO TEEHEEHEEE

[antoj]

lol I JUST HOPE THEY HAVE SOMETHING THATS LIKE MEGAWATT HAMMER STILL I MEAN GDI I LOVED SPAMMING THE SHIT OUT OF THAT THING.

but lol I think a more variety environment would be awesome. :D i am excite. i mean, even if cole is like a brand new cole, its still infamous (OR IT SHOULD BE!!!!>:C) so yeah im still excite. :I :I :I :I :I :I :I :I :I

lmao that would be hilarious, actually. if they even have zeke in the game at all. :\ Im still worried about him being kicked out of the franchise fo'eva. sigh. ;; i would be so sad.

ALSO I LIKED HOW ORIGINAL COLE LOOKED. i mean gdi he wasnt a beautious dude but it fit? idk? Also not everyone is made of rainbows and sprinkles so it fit for that too. :| man i knew they were changing his VA but I never expected them to be changing his ~*~entire look~*~ at least his pants still look slightly the same. ITS LIKE HIS ONLY TRADEMARK, THOSE STRANGE STRIPED PANTS. D:

[eyebrowaddict]

I HOPE HE DOESN'T LOSE ALL HIS OLD POWERS OK :CCCCCC I would be v sad.

THEY BETTER NOT GET RID OF ZEKE OK I'LL CRY FOR REALS I WILL ;_________________;

AND AND yeah it feels like it's just a whole new guy. It's almost like they're ashamed of the first game and they want a do-over. :C

[antoj]

DUDE sp would be stupid to be ashamed of the old game. AT LEAST I THINK SO. it was still popular, I did hear people crit the crap out of Cole, but I don't see how making him look sexiidesu will fix any of that (won't that just make it worse????) I MEAN I WILL ADMIT COLE WAS NEVER THE MOST ATTRACTIVE OF DUDES but not everyone is so idk.

I seriously think that Zeke will be kicked out forever. Or they will change him into a hawt bishii too. god dnw or if they keep him they will make him terrible. D: IDK. I am worried I mean after seeing this ;___;

but if that happens we will just re-write infamous 2 anyway SO YEA GO AHEAD AND DISAPPOINT ME SP I DARE YOU (actually no plz dont :c)

and lmao Im not sure how they could give him too many new powers w/o getting rid of his old ones. BUT I WANT THEM TO KEEP MEGAWATT HAMMER OMG FFFFFF i love that thing ok.

[cyprith]

They probably figure that if they make him Teh Hawtness, they can get the female hormones behind him and the game would be 3564356% more popular.

[eyebrowaddict]

^ THIS OMG :|

[antoj]

Yea, I have a feeling it was probably this, but it doesn't mean it can't piss me off ok. I don't want to see stupid sues flood the infamous fandom now because Cole is suddenly supa sexii desu. ok. Seriously. I will be really pissed. jdklfalksjfasfpoijasdj

inb4 anto becomes an infamous oldfag

[eyebrowaddict]

TOO LATE!!!!!!!!!!

[shady_fetish]

I know exactly what you mean about Cole looking different. I'm not completely sure how I feel about it. I kind of miss his not-completely-hotness and his jacket. I must admit though, he is way better looking with hair. XD

Regardless, I am excited that Infamous 2 is real, Zeke is back and the new setting looks really interesting from the cover (apparently IGN is speculating that it might be based on New Orleans). I might just have to replay Infamous all the way through again just for this occasion. :D

[antoj]

YEA, but they could have kept him looking somewhat like his old self i mean idk. Nothing about this new cole strikes me as cole except for his pants and the sparkles but yea man. IM STILL GOING CRAZY OVER THIS FFFFF.

I AM SO HAPPY ZEKE IS BACK TOO, i hope the guy that posted that comment wasn't lying or w/e cuz that would be mean but dksfjlsdjf. Someone else commented in the IGN article that got their magazine today (ps: i am so jealous of those people ;_;) and they posted this: "Not sure what IGN is talking about but they do mention the city in Game Informer. It's called New Marais, where an organization called the First Sons made the Ray Sphere.

Got my magazine today."

SOUNDS COOL.

but i am still v happy zeke is back ok i was def thinking they were kicking him out forever (but i guess he can still have a shitty role)

[shady_fetish]

Something tells me it could go either way. I suspect what they're trying to do is to butch Cole up for the masses or to make him look stronger. As an artist myself I am leaning towards the latter. Cole was almost sickly looking in the first game because of his powers. Maybe not like old self=more powerful? fdnaklfkdaf IDEK. MAYBE I NEED TO USE MY PHOTOSHOP SKILLZ AND ALTER THE COVER ART. O_o

That description sounds amazing, FTW! I wanted more of an exploration of the First Sons and this story sounds like it will fit the bill if that is even remotely true. Something tells me Alden is going to be a key player...

I'm hoping reconciliation is in order with Zeke and Cole. Let's all cross our fingers and hope Zeke doesn't get a shitty role. >.>

[antoj]

It's more than filling him out though, I mean the shape and structure of his nose is completely different. D: i noticed this right away because i always made fun of cole looking like a bird, and this new cole does not have that hilarious bird-like appearance anymore. D: I LIKED BIRD COLE ;___;

DUDE YEA. I agree ok, I am like super excitement over any news coming out. XD I MIGHT HAVE A SOURCE GETTING THIS GAME INFORMER SOON, but she hasn't gotten it yet. BUT OBVS I WILL SHARE WHEN I HEAR THE WORD. :I :I :I

ffffffffffffffff reconciliation between cole and zeke would make infamous 2 the bestest best ever. I really hope they don't do something stupid with him and make him like Cole's enemy or some crap. cuz idk, it seems really ooc for Zeke to do something that stupid. HES SELFISH TO A POINT BUT, HE CLEARLY REGRETTED WHAT HE DID SO IDK. :|

but the fact that he's in this game unless said person was j/king on me in which case i will be sadface and it takes place in a new city must mean something good... :I