no, it's not April 1, but news headlines suggest otherwise

[antof9]

Are you on crack, PETA?
(and how come cmccurry hasn't blogged about this yet?)

But do they hate Tina Fey?
(Hey -- I have brown hair and glasses too!)

Macs and cigarettes: both bad for you
(ok, that last one was reaching, but the article is so silly, I couldn't resist)

Comments

[cmccurry]

I honestly pondered whether or not to write about this. There are things so mind-numbingly stupid even I have problems in making fun of it.

Now: Can you imagine what would happen if Ben and Jerry's actually went through with this idea?

1. Watch sales drop like a rock.
2. Ben and Jerry's has to deal with Lactation Nazis that screech about exploitation of women and how children are being deprived of breast milk.
3. Late night comedians will have enough material to last a week.

[antof9]

I honestly pondered whether or not to write about this.

But it would be SUCH an entertaining entry to read!

All I can think about on this topic is that what a woman eats affects the flavor of her breast milk. I mean, there was great joy in the Ant household the day my little sister got sick on mom's breast milk and we never had to have Polish sausage and cabbage again!

Let's just assume the next batch of Chunky Monkey was made from Polish sausage and cabbage milk..... ick-poo!

[amyleaton]

What? So they're against "exploiting" cows but it's okay to exploit humans? I think they just want some ice cream and are too afraid of their friends to just freaking eat some...

[cmccurry]

So they're against "exploiting" cows but it's okay to exploit humans?

Obviously, you haven't read my earlier tangents about PETA. That statement sums up their feelings pretty well.

[amyleaton]

So like the right-to-lifers who think it's okay to kill doctors who perform abortions... they're crazy!

[cmccurry]

Pretty much, yes. The problem is that the crazies get funding.

[antof9]

I agree! I've always thought that. In a non-cradle-robby-non-cougary-non-creepy kind of way :)

[antof9]

oh. MYWORD!

that was FABULOUS. Thank you.

[antof9]

*nods* My gift to you, my friend :)

[antof9]

hee hee! I totally agree with you about John Mayer, but I do have a teeny tiny bit of a crush on Justin Long :)