Ode to a Chin Hair
Ode to a Chin Hair
Oh little black hair
why must you grow there?
While all else goes gray, and thin
you are dark and coarse, coming from my chin.
Help! I'm only thirty-eight
Evil Horrors! Is this my fate?
The magnifying mirror I've begun to hate
I thought plucking made you abate?!
But no, you persist your attachment to my chin,
growing out when I'd push you in
in addition, I see, you've brought a friend
oh, when will this unjust treatment end?
I see a blonde girl I want to kick
or maybe hit her with a brick.
She'll never have this thing I do
annoying, revolting piece of poo.
Some days I think of electrolysis
tweezers, waxing, what to make of this?
I just wish this wasn't the state I'm in
. . . with little black hairs growing from my chin.
Copyright © 2005 Antof9
Oh little black hair
why must you grow there?
While all else goes gray, and thin
you are dark and coarse, coming from my chin.
Help! I'm only thirty-eight
Evil Horrors! Is this my fate?
The magnifying mirror I've begun to hate
I thought plucking made you abate?!
But no, you persist your attachment to my chin,
growing out when I'd push you in
in addition, I see, you've brought a friend
oh, when will this unjust treatment end?
I see a blonde girl I want to kick
or maybe hit her with a brick.
She'll never have this thing I do
annoying, revolting piece of poo.
Some days I think of electrolysis
tweezers, waxing, what to make of this?
I just wish this wasn't the state I'm in
. . . with little black hairs growing from my chin.
Copyright © 2005 Antof9