Bad news kids, my computer is very very very sad. So sad that it will not load Windows. Means no LJ, email, or internet porn. I really hope that if I can ever afford to get it fixed that the files remain intact. I'm going to think positive for the time being. I'd probably cry if it was wiped out completely. Those pictures can't be replaced. ( Read more... )

Lately minor annoyances have been bugging the hell out of me. The guy sitting next to me singing horribly off key. Ughhhh. Another guy a few feet away sniffling every couple of seconds. You know how gross that is? Repeatedly sucking up the same snot over and over. I was oh so very close to telling him to get a damn tissue. "Hey mister, BLOW ( Read more... )

Anyone watch Dr. Phil yesterday? I'm guessing not. Here's a short version of one of the couples that was on the show.. Guy says he'll pull out before he shoots and doesn't. Guy's secret plan is to get chick preggers to insure they'll get married. Chick gets pregnant. They get married. Later in the marriage the chick ends up pregnant again - ( Read more... )

So many things to be thankful for, even though life isn't perfect ( Read more... )

There is much I'm thankful for and I'll share that shit later. First I feel the need to haul out some garbage ( Read more... )

Yeah, it's one of those mornings ( Read more... )

Nursing a mild cold. It happens when the seasons change. I wonder why that is ( Read more... )

I've concocted a word. The word is "ghettosexual". It needs a proper definition and all my creativity was used up in forming the word. So, make up a definition and then use it in a sentence. Go team, go ( Read more... )

We're never gonna survive unless we get a little crazy.

Guiding missles,
dml

You may or may not recall a previous entry in which I stated I had high cholesterol and there was probably something wrong with my liver. Small change goes a long way it seems ( Read more... )