The chapter is quite long, so the sporking is divided into subsections to make it a bit easier to read.

1. Merry-making

A cheer went up from the crowd.
Eragon was sitting in the wooden stands...

When I read those lines for the first time, I panicked, thinking that the crowd was cheering for Eragon.( Read more... )

Greetings fellow antishurties ( Read more... )

Greetings everyone! I am the DoomOtter and I will be sporking the next chapter of this monstrosity. I am sorry it has taken so long. I had completely forgotten that I had committed to do this, and my turn came up at literally the worst time. I didn’t want to give up the chance, so I hope you’ll forgive me. Anyways this is my first attempt at ( Read more... )

We all know that Nasuada has an aversion to sending the dwarves into battle with her main forces on account of some bullshit paternalistic feelings tied to their height. It makes no sense and there's never any danger posed or conflict caused by the difference in heights in the books, so it's irrelevant anyway ( Read more... )

Whispers in the Night spork

Last chapter Roran and Katrina got married. This chapter opens up with Roran waking up alone in bed.

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Righty-o, let's talk Alagaesian weddings! Or perhaps more specifically - rushed Carvahall/Varden human weddings right after a big battle against the Evul Empire. Although Roran said the ceremony was to be in one hour a chapter ago, it's now four hours later before everyone is gathered and ready in the meadow bordered by the Jiet River.

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Previously, I examined the ground battle and why not only was it a mess, but also why Nasuada is an unfit leader for the Varden. Now I'm going to look at the aerial battle.

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Part 1: Ground Battle AnalysisI may or may not have binge watched a terrible but oddly entertaining anime on Saturday and forgotten that I had volunteer work all of Sunday. Since I've already kept you all waiting long enough, I'm going to break this chapter down into two parts and release the first today. This first part is on the land battle, and ( Read more... )

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Sorry folks, I'm going to have to delay my spork until sometime during the week or maybe even the weekend. Last week was a 60 hour work week and, while I was okay (but busy) yesterday, it's all crashed home today. Hopefully I'll be more rested during the week and can focus on the spork without constantly trying to stop myself from sleeping, but if ( Read more... )