A Chilling Realization

[snarkbotanya]

In the wake of the news that Paolini is meeting with his editor about the Sci-Fi Brick, or "TSiaSoS," my brain made a rather unsettling leap. I have made some pretty bizarre mental connections in the past, but... I legitimately think this is a pattern

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[anonymous]

Look, he apparently filled an entire notebook with mathematical equations about his warp drive or whatever... even writing that sentence was boring. Him narrating those findings will just be as boring as reading his sword making in Eragon...

[bewdtamer19]

I'm willing to bet money on that. I think the sci-fi novel will be a flop, seeing as how there's no interest in the book. That, and Chris hadn't change at all.

[ultramega10]

I'm going to bet money that Paolini will create the greatest science fiction novel since Dune.

Not only will it be worth ever nano second of time we spent waiting for it, but it will also feature a scene in which the entire cast of Inheritance is brutally murdered in a manner that is in no way jarring and doesn't take us out of the scene. It will evenly balance romance, adventure, action, horror, supernatural, mystery and every other genre into a flawless compilation of totally original writing which makes every other traditionally good book look as but a childs sketch compared to the work of a master painter.

I can't wait to see what magnificent book will be unveiled. After all, with all this time spent the results can't fail!

[ext_3983511]

I read that in the wonderful voice of the Terrible Writing Advice guy.

It just sounds like something he'd say, at least to me.

[snarkbotanya]

If there ends up being a community sporking of TSiaSoS, I will participate and use these mock titles when appropriate during my chapters.

[snarkbotanya]

I want to do a count of the Said Bookisms. Paolini's Said Bookism habit is really bad.