Right, so. I'm now officially adding "my parents drunk" to the list of things that I would Never Like To See Again, Ever. Especially when they ended up getting completely shitefaced on, of all things, prissy brand-name chocolate liqueur. Who even does that, besides randy Sixth Year girls who fancy themselves foxy and cultured? No one, that's who,
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Sybill and I are flat hunting. Hunting for flats! Wot, that sounds funny, they're not animals after all. We're going to have a party once we find one. You should come and bring your Runes book with you. That way, if we're boring (or if the rum runs out! YES, Sybill insists that we have rum), you can sit in a cosy corner and read it instead.
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Sounds excellent to me, thanks, I'll be there whenever you find one. I'm hardly the type of girl to turn down an invitation of rum and books. Just keep an eye out for suspicious stains and animal droppings and I'm sure you two'll be just fine.
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Also, I think it's only 'scarring for life' if they tried to conceive a new sibling for you while the others watched. And then the planets have to align a little more, so they have to be on the coffee table with the family photo album supporting your mum. Preferably opened to your first day of school? Scarring for life is a pretty big deal.
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And how are you, Marlene? Scarring, drinking, groping, partying, bitching, and other participles aside?
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