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[antichrist_omgz]

WHAT?!

It appears as though most of my powers are gone! Infidels of this damned city, ye shall depart from this world into everlasting fire, surrounded by nothing but weeping and gnashing of teeth!

Your organs shall be devoured by worms, and whatever power over me you hold here shall be no more!

...Oh, and, has anyone seen my pet? I've been

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[used_to_die]

Oops, that's a little detail I forgot to mention.

And I do hope he doesn't shows up here. He has this really... intense, way to show it's affection, and I seemed to be his favorite.

[antichrist_omgz]

Oh, he likes everyone.

And, I think you should explain to your little 'Butters' friend what his applesauce song is really about.

[used_to_die]

Geez, what have you been telling him?

[antichrist_omgz]

That it is a foul and dirty song and the fires of Hell await him for it.

Not that anyone really gets into heaven anyways, but I like to add a bit of drama.

[butterscotchkid]

... Y-your pet looks... S-scary... B-but I'll help you l-look for him if you want me to...

[antichrist_omgz]

Alright. What blood type are you? He prefers B, but I suppose I could lure him with an A or an O...

[butterscotchkid]

E-erm, I'm not very s-sure... But w-why do you need to know that..? Erm, w-what do you mean by, erm, luring him w-with an, erm, A or O? o_o;

[antichrist_omgz]

Well, how else would you lure a dog?

I cut you open, animals smell your remains and track you down, I see if my dog comes. Simple.