You will be required to dance like performing monkeys for my entertainment!

[sensaes]

Failure to comply will result in death dismissal from the community!

Nah.

Comments

Really? What for?

[sensaes]

People tend to underestimate the power of self discipline.

Re: Really? What for?

[sensaes]

Well, you say that now...

;o)

[allotrios]

I would perhaps comply to entertain our (benevolent?) modmasterman, were I not afraid of losing my already faltering grip on the very last shreds of dignity I possess.

Dignity...dignity. Ah, it says "See Romans." Okay.

[sensaes]

What has dignity ever done for us?

Re: Dignity...dignity. Ah, it says "See Romans." Okay.

[allotrios]

My God! You're right!

I'm going to stick some carrots under my arms and eat a tube of chapstick now.

Mmmm....bananamelon. ;D

Yikes.

[sensaes]

You're not at Yale by any chance, are you?

Er, forget I asked that...

I'm a one-trick pony tonight

[perpetua_redux]

You are a sly, clever one, my friend.

An amusing gem that has made its way around before but most recently popped up on the Stratics Forums. Those of you who frequent forums will get a chuckle out of this

Excellent!

[sensaes]

And you're very kind, but I must deny the charge.

;o)

And now I need to go and make peace with someone who believes he's committed an additional, previously-unaccounted "New Sin". *Rolls eyes.*

Re: Edit.

[sensaes]

Good to see that those superfluous apostrophe[']s survived, by the way.

;o)

Edit: Quick, take out that superfluous 's' before anyone sees it!

Re: Edit.

[perpetua_redux]

That's what happens when you lazily cut and paste. I'm all about lazy today, for some reason.