I'm not suggesting that the Slut Walkers have got it wrong...

[sensaes]

...but when language is generally unassailable, isn't it better - and more efficient - to kill two birds with one stone?

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[helice]

To the tune of 'Here Come the Girls'!

[sensaes]

Indeed. I should let my inner feminist out more often. (And I would, too, if she wasn't such a slut, and dresses like a whore all the damned time.)

[helice]

I'd say follow the thread of knicker elastic a la Theseus to find her, but she probably doesn't wear them.

[sensaes]

Only around her ankles.

Edit: I nearly typed uncles. That's disturbing.