How Polish is YOUR plumber?

[sensaes]

It's half past three in the morning here, and I've been driven to posting this. In a Bentley, with tinted windows and voice recognition software (it loves my elongated vowels, but - whatever you do - don't tell the mistresses).

Firstly, look at this photograph:

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[dativesingular]

As someone who can't do anything other than sit back, pop some popcorn and watch, your elections are pretty damn entertaining. ;)

Imagine the levels of self-harm that could occur if more politicians visited rifle ranges.

[sensaes]

Over three hundred years of skullduggery, confidence trickery, and ruthless ineptitude have made Great Britain the dim, flickering beacon of so-called "democracy" it is today. I can barely express the...pride that wells up inside me when I think about how we march across this ball of mud in space, armed only with malfunctioning rifles and second-class boots, trying to export "freedom" as though it's a naff product from a pound shop.

It's rather fitting that Gordon got his sums so desperately wrong when calculating the price of his arrogance...

Edit: And, speaking of arrogance, typo fixed now. ;o)

[spyderfyngers]

Good for a giggle, though, innit?

[sensaes]

Mmm. Chris Blackhurst had a good take on it all in last night's* Standard:

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23829266-now-everyone-has-seen-and-heard-the-true-gordon-brown.do

Edit: I barely know what day it is. Roll on next Friday...