If Frank Langella turns up at your door with THIS box, you'll have nothing to worry about.

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Direct link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z86V_ICUCD4

How to build your own one: http://www.instructables.com/id/The-Most-Useless-Machine

(Cheers to Laughing Squid.)

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What it really needs is a light to come on, marked "Please do not press this button again."