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[anti_bereznoff]

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[arr_ilovemecigs]

What the hell is that.

A stuffed four year old boy?

[anti_bereznoff]

Shhhhhhhhhhhh.

We're hunting a Honey-senpai.

1/2

[arr_ilovemecigs]

A what?

[arr_ilovemecigs]

No fuck it, nevermind. I'm not touching that creepy shit with a fifty foot pole.

[allofcreation]

Not really.

[anti_bereznoff]

You...

[anti_bereznoff]

Hi~hiiiiiiiiiiii!

[allofcreation]

...Hi.

[misterblackbird]

The question really should be whether he'd like to stand on the lawn. I wouldn't keep him there even if he did want it.

[anti_bereznoff]

If you leave him some cakie there, he definitely will.

[misterblackbird]

And yet it seems somehow cruel to him.

[anti_bereznoff]

Oh.

Really.

[devastatingcute]

He sparkles naturally?

[anti_bereznoff]

It's his special power.

[devastatingcute]

I didn't think it was possible for someone to sparkle.

[anti_bereznoff]

Not everyone can be a Real Live Host.

[boredom_banned]

Gosh...where on earth do you do your totally fail research on what people want for christmas?

I mean...he's like false advertising, isn't he? He just plays cute and adorable. The real money is in something more appealing to the masses. Like this...

[anti_bereznoff]

So you'd like to decorate people's lawns with Honey-senpai too?

[boredom_banned]

I can't do anything with one midget. Find me twelve others that are vertically challenged in the same way as that runt and I'd totally put them to work in a Santa's workshop display!

[anti_bereznoff]

...please don't call him that ever again.