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[anthraxpretzels]

for this meme, choose one character of yours and one character of mine-- and then i will write out how they hook up, settle into a long term relationship and/or marriage, and describe their firstborn child/children. crack pairings and old characters are acceptable. Make this hideous.

oh god

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[anthraxpretzels]

so then ammy is a human post-game and is all like

that is the best manpurse ever

and henry is like omg

you can be my beard for me and joe

[anthraxpretzels]

And so the venerable Amaterasu no Omikami, upon hearing this offer, promptly channeled her energies across the sea to the Islands of her birth, Nippon, washed from the eye of the god Izanagi no Mikoto. Within these lands, she found writers of questionable talent. And as it was written in the year two thousand, the series Medarot Damashii was born

MY BAD ZERO IT'S IZANAGI NO MIKOTO

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luffy/ham sandwich

[anthraxpretzels]

One day Ham finally worked up her courage. She went up to Luffy and asked

"L-Luffy-kun?"

Sparkling, the pirate vampire turned.

"Yes, my sweet?"

"May I...May I have some cheese on me...for tonight?" The last part was as soft as a whisper.

"My love!" Luffy gasped. "How could you? You know as well as I that I am lactose intolerant."

"Just you know why, Luffy-kun."

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