What exam board are you on for English??? That coursework sounds amazing!! I mean, I loved doing A Midsummer Night's Dream last year and The Great Gatsby this, but choice like that was something I've never even dreamed of!
I'm OCR. :D The English department at my school, I have to say, are utterly amazing all round - they have a ridiculously high proportion f insanely and awesome teachers, and tend to let people who really enjoy what they're doing let it take them wherever it takes them. (The point in case being the coursework story that I never cease telling, in which I was allowed to write my English coursework on Neil Gaiman short stories, because they are that awesome.)
"when I sat down on their sofa it shouted ‘exterminate!’ in a distinctly metallic voice. This happened, rather disconcertingly, every single time I shifted position even slightly"
It's never complained before, and I've sat upon it many times in the past. You'd have thought it would have made its disaproval obvious in a more gradual manner - but maybe enough was enough, and it just snapped...
A Dalek voicebox, wonderful indeed. Hrm... Is it the same one that come in a chocolate Dalek a while back? Because I tend to assume that a working speaker is not edible even if it's contained in a chocolate mechanical shell.
As it happens, it wasn't, because I have it on good information that that Dalek voicebox is currently on pleezpleezme's mother's desk to frighten her out of her wits by invoking a deep-seated childhood fear amuse her by saying 'Exterminate' every so often. Obviously the Daleks are becoming more subtle; rather than brute force, they are using subtle subliminal messaging from sofas to try to subvert us to their will...
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And that voice box is genius =D
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Bahaha.
The sofa doesn't like you...
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