Well, you could always end the post with baby animal macros, to which those on dial-up might scream BLUE MURDER, those on broadband might sulk and plot elaborate murder vengeance for slower uploading of your prose, and all will fuse into almost-orgasmic coos and wails as to your latest status of Slayer of Cute, causing blanket amnesia as to what the rest of your entry was about for a microcosm in time.
And I am obviously trying to break my deliberate record of run-on sentences. And forgetting what else I was gonna say about blood and vampires, methinks XD
I could, except in order to do that I would have to learn how to do macros, and before that I need to learn how to write flawless rhyming poetry in iambic pentameter, manage my time without a TARDIS and grow bonsai potatoes. Unless I posted pictures of my bonsai potato, in which case people would just go O.O and back away slowly whilst avoiding sudden movement and loud noises. Especially if I gave it googly eyes and tentacles...
And I am obviously trying to break my deliberate record of run-on sentences. And forgetting what else I was gonna say about blood and vampires, methinks XD
*puts the pendulum away again and blinks, relaxing now that he is certain that the mesmer has taken effect...*
*see googly eyes as one goes under...* edit for spelling and grammar yoikes*lil_monkApril 9 2007, 07:31:53 UTC
Ooh, bonsai cthulhu potatoes! I wanna see and that is a DEMAND NOT AN ORDERWAITISTHEREADIFFERENCE! Well, then just use baby pix for simplification. Unless there are some extremely rabid C_Fers stalking your LJ, and then you'll be the next Guy Fawkes, heh. And psst, your poetry is probably better than mine. Haiku is probably my best form
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Re: *see googly eyes as one goes under...* edit for spelling and grammar yoikes*anthon1April 9 2007, 22:10:12 UTC
Alas, on further investigation the bonsai potato kit turned out to contain only a stand and some dinky scissors and some dinky tweezers and an incy-wincy little book, which, for a fiver, seemed a little much; instead, for only a few pounds more I purchased an impressive hard back book that contains umbrellas, milk cartons, carnivorous giraffes and bus conductors.
(And lots and lots of other things, obviously, including author illustrations and lots of words, a couple of which are quite possibly minutely my fault, although that's another story, and also some paper. But don't be a smartarse.)
I'm not doing Biology A-level (although in another world, I very probably would have done) but I have a bunch of medics whose knowledge I have absorbed through osmosis diffusion, so the explaination mostly makes sense, or rather I can make sense of most of it, which is rather closer to the point. :D Viel danke! :D
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I think if I ever find a small-badge making machine at a reasonable price I will buy it, even if it is shocking pink or patterned with flowers or Tweenies or ostriches or things, because £235 is too much to pay for a badge making machine that I will probably manage to kaput machen within three weeks. I no longer have a bag on which I can put eyes that stare at people behind me, alas, and have as yet been too lazy to decorate it overmuch (or even at all) with anything. I may have to rectify this problem...
And yes, on both counts. :D *high-fives* I blame it on the fact that my friends are all far too fantastic; they really shouldn't be allowed... :P
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And I am obviously trying to break my deliberate record of run-on sentences. And forgetting what else I was gonna say about blood and vampires, methinks XD
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And I am obviously trying to break my deliberate record of run-on sentences. And forgetting what else I was gonna say about blood and vampires, methinks XD
*puts the pendulum away again and blinks, relaxing now that he is certain that the mesmer has taken effect...*
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(And lots and lots of other things, obviously, including author illustrations and lots of words, a couple of which are quite possibly minutely my fault, although that's another story, and also some paper. But don't be a smartarse.)
I'm not doing Biology A-level (although in another world, I very probably would have done) but I have a bunch of medics whose knowledge I have absorbed through osmosis diffusion, so the explaination mostly makes sense, or rather I can make sense of most of it, which is rather closer to the point. :D Viel danke! :D ( ... )
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IIRC, there's a pint of relatively spare blood hanging around in the pancreas or the spleen, isn't there?
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You, sirrah, are a shameless flatterer, but hi-five for not being figments of each others' internets =D
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I think if I ever find a small-badge making machine at a reasonable price I will buy it, even if it is shocking pink or patterned with flowers or Tweenies or ostriches or things, because £235 is too much to pay for a badge making machine that I will probably manage to kaput machen within three weeks. I no longer have a bag on which I can put eyes that stare at people behind me, alas, and have as yet been too lazy to decorate it overmuch (or even at all) with anything. I may have to rectify this problem...
And yes, on both counts. :D *high-fives* I blame it on the fact that my friends are all far too fantastic; they really shouldn't be allowed... :P
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