Chloe's Cushion

[anteros_lmc]

I don't think this is quite what Mr K had in mind when he asked Lord H to take Bartholomew for a walk! There'll be trouble when he finds out the old bugger has been promenading with Miss Chloe....

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[eglantine_br]

If the wind catches her hair she will fall into that lake there. She will probably float just fine though, if there is cork under her dress. (She might float head down though. I guess that could be a problem.)

I am sure if Mr K, or Lord H are nearly they will effect a gallant rescue. Barty will call for help by barking from the shore!

[anteros_lmc]

Funny you should mention that... :D

[esmerelda_t]

Mr K wishes to know if Miss Chloe is French or not, if she is Lord H will be in the spare room for the rest of the month!

He will also be in the spare room if Miss Chloe turns out to be a relative of the a Duke of Wellington.

[eglantine_br]

Oh dear. And you just know that Lord H will feel compelled to do the right thing!

[anteros_lmc]

And how long will Lord H be in the spare room for if Miss Chloe happens to be the Duke's French niece?

[esmerelda_t]

I believe Mr K's exact words to that proposition were 'When the Pope leaves Partick! That's when!' There may have been a few more colourful adjectives thrown in there too. You can take a boy out of the West of Scotland.....