On the dangers of censorship

[anteros_lmc]

Comments

[vespican]

Those are great.

I'm thinking of a couple of songs currently or lately on country radio. In one, the guys says something about having such great luck and finding a girl who likes to... fish.

In another from a couple years back he's singing about his mother-loving truck that's always lovin' breaking down. Don't think "loving" is the word that really fits there.
Dave

[anteros_lmc]

ROFL! Definitely a couple of tracks for the censors there! ;)

[anteros_lmc]

I had to read that comment twice to find the typo! XD

Think I should kick off a Hornblower Censored Challenge? How about this from Hornblower and the Atropos?

“Life was a succession of xxxxx that had to be swallowed”

[eglantine_br]

I thought of one for Hornblower censored. In Mutiny: "Yes she loves a stiff xxxx"

[eglantine_br]

Or the one that goes: "Shave and a haircut, two bits.I like girls with big feet."

[anteros_lmc]

That definitely requires censoring ;)

See comment to volgivagant above. Hornblower Censored Challenge? Hmn? How about this from Mr Hether in The Duel?

"So whose pretty arse did you xxxx xxxx to find yourself among the fleet's forgotten?"

[charliecochrane]

Titter titter titter. We used to sing "Two little boys had two little "bleeps"..."

[anteros_lmc]

Given your record with filthy limericks that doesn't surprise me in the slightest! XD

[essayel]

My father used to sing that accompanying himself at appropriate moments with a bulb horn.

[anteros_lmc]

I hesitate to ask what a bulb horn is....

[essayel]

One can have a lot of fun with a blue pencil and a book of nursery rhymes.

[anteros_lmc]

....and a filthy mind ;)