Having now learned the fannish meaning of
"smarm", have urge to write it. Giles/Buffy smarm. Giles/Xander smarm. Core Four smarm. Heh. I enjoy making you hate me. Or making you read things that you'd have thought you'd hate just by definition. I've still got this campaign to take every fanfic cliche I can wrap my head around and write it. And make
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I've got a nice long plane flight tomorrow, but I think I will be spending it entirely rewriting a bit of Giles/Ethan h/c smuttishness that's been playing in my head for a few days.
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If you do write it - and I firmly believe you should - please promise me you won't have two men French kissing and declaring their love in florid terms and then try to claim there's nothing slashy about it? Because that concept makes my brain 'splode.
As for what if I could mind-control you into writing whatever I want...I firmly believe there needs to be more Puppet!Porn in the world. I would mind-control you into writing a Thunderbirds/Puppet SG-1 crossover simply because I could.
Or else, you know, more B/G semi-plotted smut in a vanilla with sprinkles kind of way. I'd be more than happy with that, too.
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French-kissing is right over the line into actual slash for me, I think. Actually, I think I've written smarm, sort of. My own Giles/Xander friendship post-"Becoming" story strays in that direction. Non-sexual snuggling qualifies, right? What I need are more examples in fandoms that I have a clue about.
Puppet porn. OMG. All that brings to mind for me is the puppet!sex scene in Team America: World Police, the uncut version. Which is the sort of thing that, having seen, one cannot unsee. Much as one might wish to.
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If Da Wench gets you to write puppet!porn, I will laugh and crow with victory. Beware, she's good. I know.
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