Hello, sirs, madams, and everything else in between! I have a little question, if you don't mind. Just something to get those cobwebs dusted out, hmm? I'm sure it's a welcome break from sitting around, blowing your nose all day
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As far as I am aware, avians are perfectly capable of cleaning themselves. However, if you are tackling such a task, I suggest that you avoid any harsh cleaning agents, as it might harm the animal.
1/2 ACTION.em0phonesSeptember 18 2010, 07:17:41 UTC
[ FROM THE SOUND OF IT, the war of the ages has erupted in their bathroom.
Neku is yelling, a creature is yowling like a demon straight from the bowels of hell, and there are assorted crashing and slamming noises that sound like something is trying to destroy their bathroom from the inside out. Finally, there's the sound of glass shattering, the door slamming open, and --
-- a ball of furious, soaking wet ottercat hurls itself from the bathroom and plummets across the room, bounding up onto the couch, clearing Joshua with one leap, and then huddling down at the far end in a hissing, spitting ball of cat-fury. ]
[ -- And seconds later, Neku comes tearing out of the bathroom after it, still soaking wet and clad in nothing but the towel wrapped around his waist. ] I told you! It's the teleporting cat! See --!
[ ... which is about when his foot catches on the carpet, and down he goes. TIIIIIMBER. ]
1/2 action;meaninglySeptember 18 2010, 22:02:23 UTC
[ ... It isn't that he's surprised, but the sound of the glass hitting the floor is disconcerting on its own right -- Joshua doesn't much fancy himself to be much of a janitor, after all. Regardless, his eyebrows vanish somewhere within the cover of his bangs when a ball of fur shoots itself across the room and -- Joshua calmly lifts his Nexus out of harm's way for the next part -- plants herself by way of claw on the opposite corner of the couch.
There's a moment where Joshua acknowledges the feline, regarding it with a curious look and a calm air.
... and he brushes the stray drops of water from his pants, patting the couch dry while he's at it.
After all, he's been through worse and lived -- for the most part -- to tell the tale. ]
Easy, tiger. No luck finding the chicken in there, huh?
[ He's carefully trying to pet the poor kitty by the time Neku's body hits the floor; either having enough tact or enough brat to refrain from looking over his shoulder to check up on his poor partner. ]
There there, Neku. You should know you have nothing to prove to me.
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I'm not sure you bathe chickens, do you?
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... what was that noise, anyway?
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[ ... ] I believe we might be needing a new mirror.
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... Working together, towards a common vision, even when apart.
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Is that right? So what do you think this is? A shining example of teamwork, don't you think?
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Neku is yelling, a creature is yowling like a demon straight from the bowels of hell, and there are assorted crashing and slamming noises that sound like something is trying to destroy their bathroom from the inside out. Finally, there's the sound of glass shattering, the door slamming open, and --
-- a ball of furious, soaking wet ottercat hurls itself from the bathroom and plummets across the room, bounding up onto the couch, clearing Joshua with one leap, and then huddling down at the far end in a hissing, spitting ball of cat-fury. ]
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[ ... which is about when his foot catches on the carpet, and down he goes. TIIIIIMBER. ]
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There's a moment where Joshua acknowledges the feline, regarding it with a curious look and a calm air.
... and he brushes the stray drops of water from his pants, patting the couch dry while he's at it.
After all, he's been through worse and lived -- for the most part -- to tell the tale. ]
Easy, tiger. No luck finding the chicken in there, huh?
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There there, Neku. You should know you have nothing to prove to me.
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[paaause]
I don't think you need to bathe chickens.
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[ A LARGER PAAAAAUSE ]
You know, I don't think you need to, either.
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[paaaaause again, musing about chicken baths]
Huh. I wouldn't bother.
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[ the ones in hot oil? ]
There's nothing like that barnsy smell, right?
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