Another bloody plot bunny!!!

[ansketil]

Qui-Gon Jinn’s Plan- by Ansketil

Disclaimer: Not mine. The characters belong to George Lucas and I am not making any money from this - only enjoyment. Do not sue, for I am but a penniless student.

Genre: Parody/Humour

Rating: PGR - for mature themes.

Author’s Note: This is not meant to be serious - Not at all! I just… was compelled to… do

Comments

[maelicia]

This.... is.... the.... scariest.... and.... most.... disturbing.... thing.... EVER!!!!!!!

Wait a moment... did you say late birthday present? Hmm, it could be my present, or it could be Ian's... Considering the fact Ian doesn't have an icon on this LJ community, I believe this is mine then. Oh, I feel so honored! I'm blushing ^o^ Though I am totally shocked, thanks ;)

Bad Qui-Gon Jinn! Bad!!! Should have checked better first the sex of Anakin's partner before giving the procreation gift! What will happen when the child is born? Isn't it dangerous at his age? Will Palpy grow breasts? Well, this would explain his ROTS Sidious look... but it is still scary! What about the... orifice? Will it go away? Will Ani still like him in the hermaphrodite way he turned into?

When I think my completely innocent icon inspired this... By the way, did you read my post about the Death Star in my LJ, or the cleverest way to MPREG?

I guess every ship needs its MPREG... *facepalm*

[ansketil]

Maelicia - INNOCENT?????

Since when?

This isn't meant to be a serious go at a mpreg!

[maelicia]

Oh, I am perfectly innocent. As much as you. And as much as Palpy, of course *bats eyes*

Traumatizing, but everything with Palpy/Ani is still lovely. They are meant to be traumatizing ;) And you can't let poor Palpy in that situation! This is too scary!

Hmm, do you think it's Mara who's in there? Maybe it would explain why no one bothers to explain her origin.....

[sansenmage]

Oh dearest me, their relationship is doomed with the MPREG! Now, if only the aliens would arrive to impregnante men on Earth...uh, my apologies for my potential political plunge, but it would be hilarious!

[empty_marrow]

AHAHAHA! I loved "Y-ME" and "L’eo Tollst’oi" and Liam.

Oy, cranky mood-swingy swollen-ankled tender-breasted Palpatine...if they thought the Dark Side was a skeery place before now...*G*

Too cute!

[zigsternenstaub]

Okay, an m-preg fan I am not, but this was done in the spirit of good natured mockery, I see, and therefor amusing. Besides, the idea of Qui-Gon thinking this present is a good thing is too hilarious. One gets the feeling that Master Jinn is not, erm, all there.

[snarryvader81]

Oh, yeah - I want more. :) Please? Pretty please with sugar on top?

Anna