"cock! cock! jizzum! grandma! COCK!!".

[ansitron]

This year's Christmas list: A pot-bellied, purposely jaded Jewish girl that loves dark chocolate, hates walkie talkie phones, and likes to make lists (and checks them twice).

(hotness optional)

*edit. I had no idea this entry was turned into a private one. Also, it appears that comments got deleted somehow. Perhaps somebody is

Comments

[danielaj]

ya lost me with this one!

[ansitron]

title: Curb Your Enthusiasm quote (Jew producer of Seinfeild)
1st thing: Today would have marked 2 years.
2nd thing: I have an infatuation with Jewish people.. and I like to make lists for everything.

I don't expect to make sense.

[swompy]

I think that's really cute how you centered your entry.. A little more effort than I expected on your part..

If I admit to hacking into your account, when are you going to come through with that rim job?

[ansitron]

Maybe when your butthole turns into ice cream.

That'll be centered, too.

[zakis]

You are pathetic.

[swompy]

How would you know?