Dear Universe and/or Karma

[anonymous_plume]

I would just like to acknowledge to The Universe, rather than hiding and pretending otherwise, that I did not engage in the consuming of any black-eyed peas today, as is custom, mainly because I was not at any sort of [family]dinner in which they were served. I did not go to the supermarket to buy a bag of b.e.p.'s to mark the occasion for the

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[tonksinger]

I also did not eat any black eyed peas. Which is a shame, because I like black eyed peas. :p

[anonymous_plume]

Universe,

Please also shield Tonksie from your wrath, even though her excuse is way lamer than mine justfortherecord.

[elise_wanderer]

Mine be's just as lame, for I like 'em, too, yet consumeth them not. Ah, well. May Fortune smile on us all, we who have saved the peas from consumption.

[sexi_conejita]

I second that for all reasons presented... *shudders at idea of eating beans*