Mwahaha

Dec 07, 2011 17:49

The most deliciously wicked idea came to me a moment ago.

The Revenge of Mr. Freddy Eynsford-Hill.


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awesome, o-fic, my fair lady

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mundungus42 December 8 2011, 05:58:26 UTC
I have often walked down this street before
But I've never been so tempted to kick down a door,
Since I have been told
Your new lover's old.
Foolish gel- you deserve what you get.

Are there lilac trees? I don't give a toss,
For you jilted me and now I'm feeling rather cross.
And it's rather rich
You're a flower bitch.
Foolish gel- you deserve what you get!

And oh, the furious feeling
Just to know you left me for him
I know your spurious feelings
Make your chances of proposal rather slim.

People stop and stare, and I stare right back,
I will never know just what you thought my wooing lacked.
Was it just a ploy
To become his toy?
Foolish gel - you deserve what you get!

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anonymous_plume December 8 2011, 06:07:47 UTC
AAAAAAAH MARRY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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mundungus42 December 9 2011, 07:19:08 UTC
WE MUST MOVE TO UTAH!

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anonymous_plume December 9 2011, 07:35:19 UTC
bahahahaha!

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