Comments | anonymous_plume: Mother Nature is flashing her breasts today.

anonymous_plume

Mother Nature is flashing her breasts today.

Apr 22, 2011 11:14

Happy Earth Day and Good Friday, everyone. (but really, shouldn't every day be Earth Day? And shouldn't every Friday be a good Friday?)

( Three holidays for the price of one )

humor?, oklahoma, holidays, rant, writing

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pyjamapants April 22 2011, 18:24:17 UTC

I love you.

anonymous_plume April 22 2011, 18:28:47 UTC

The feeling is entirely mutual.

just_a_dram April 22 2011, 18:45:22 UTC

I've got a giant stone axe head that my great-great aunt (a German immigrant) picked up during the Oklahoma land rush. I suppose I could chuck it through the windshield of a big ass SUV, thus bringing these two holidays together.

anonymous_plume April 22 2011, 18:55:38 UTC

Ooh, that's cool. Do you know if it's a Native carved axe head? (if it is, i'm going to have to ask that you return it, post haste. usps is fine.)

"Swing looowww, sweet chaaarrriiootttt. Comin' for to carry me hooommmeee" is what the SUV driver should be singing.

just_a_dram April 22 2011, 19:42:27 UTC

It is indeed. We have a veritable collection going, because we find stuff in our backyard from time to time from the Osage and Illini...sometimes Mississippian--love the Mound Builders. The last thing we found--a nice long knife--just rolled out of a hillside after a heavy rain.

anonymous_plume April 22 2011, 19:46:24 UTC

OOH! Very cool!! Wow, that's really awesome. Meh. The only things I ever kicked up at our place was the odd rusted piece of farm equipment from the 20's or so. Or maybe an arrow head here and there. Do you live near some of the mounds??? That's fun. I was literally just telling a co-worker about the Mound Builders and Spiro yesterday, heh.

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pern_dragon April 22 2011, 18:58:18 UTC

You brain... is awesome. That is all.
:D

anonymous_plume April 22 2011, 19:18:45 UTC

Ha. Thank you.

broomclosetkink April 23 2011, 01:24:43 UTC

This post makes you my hero. <333333333

anonymous_plume April 23 2011, 01:31:33 UTC

Sweet. I'm not wearing tights though.

broomclosetkink April 23 2011, 01:38:52 UTC

Can I least sweet talk you into a cape?

anonymous_plume April 23 2011, 01:40:41 UTC

No. Capes are just asking for trouble.

However.

I might be persuaded to be coaxed into a sexy eye/face mask ala Michelle Pheiffer's Catwoman. *purrrrscratch*

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sexi_conejita April 23 2011, 03:03:19 UTC

Even though the whole idea behind OK day is wrong I was laughing at the end of this post...To me that's like Thanksgiving-Oh let's lie and say we loved the Native Americans and were friends when in reality we gave them blankets infected with small pox...

anonymous_plume April 23 2011, 03:28:03 UTC

See, I would be more okay with OK day if it were more respectable. Granted, we have lots of other days to celebrate the Native non-Native peoples, but it's like, if you're going to call it "Oklahoma Day", which is pretty specific and should be wholly inclusive, why don't we celebrate it's first origins. I need to see who's idea this was and who put it into existence. Probably some white senator.