TOTALLY SOBER I SWEAR

[anonymiss731]

OMFG, I NEED TO GET DRUNK...I NEED TO GO OUT AND HAVE FUN....FUCK IT I DON'T CARE I'M DOING IT ALONE.

SNATCH...HEROES + TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT = TEXTS FROM PRIMATECH ON TUMBLR...

http://textsfromprimatech.tumblr.com/

ITS FUCKING HYSTERICAL....I CRIED AND ALMOST HYPERVENTILATED AND SOMEWHERE AROUND PAGE TEN I NEEDED TO STOP AND GO TO THE BATHROOM TO

Comments

[snatchturkish]

LOL rum and resumes not sure it's such a great idea. It could lead to very bad opportunities to come. Such as street corners and or circus positions. OMG You could be a carny!!!

PS everyone is suddenly talking about heroes again and Im like wtf must watch! Kinda thinking S4.... yeah buddy! My friends husband just started watching them for the first time and she's like, the show sucks! And im like You Suck! And then Im like, BRIAN YOU ROCK! LOL.

[anonymiss731]

Circus positions....No matter if I took that as a job or a sex act it still sounds degrading.
Circus does not equal Carnie however and we both know how I feel about Carnie's ....so No circus Yay carnie!

I just deleted that sentence and only remembered ctrl plus z because of a web comic about naming abortion clinics...I'm a bad person

I miss it....All these new superpower related tv shows...I miss Heroes so bad. They never fixed Peter...never resolved Hiro's wangst....never said what Sam sent this blond bitch that dont die cause she's fucking the producer to do.... never bitch slapped Claire. Brian does rock. YOU GO BRIAN!

[snatchturkish]

Carniiieeees. Earth moving carnies? Might get a little dicey.

I miss Heroes so much too. I never watch it but miss it just the same. I wish they fixed Peter... They left it in such a crap shoot. I wish they never got slapped with a lawsuit because dipshit doesnt realize how much weird carnival shit really is out there. Had he never heard of the show Carnivale? Bloody hell lame-o! I want a real ending bitches!!!

My cat is sitting in my lap right now, or she was (just jumped out as i wrote that sentence. She knooooows!) anyways, she was really warm... my house is cold. And scene.

[anonymiss731]

I saw my Teddy icon while I was putting in some new ones and I did a mega sigh...I almost used him again. Oh Teddy....best of the carnies.

Of course she knows they use our computers when we leave.