[Luckily for you, said smiley scientist man is currently taking a break foam science. Otherwise you'd have been standing out there for an indefinite amount of time.]
[Answers the door and addresses you] Good afternoon, may I help you?
Aah, god, you scared the crap outta me! That was fast!
I mean.
/AHEM, tie adjust, slick hair back, and brilliant smile
Well, good afternoon, pal! I was cruising on through the neighborhood, you see, and I wonder if you could help me! Say, nice jacket. You a scientist or something?
Ha! I guessed right for once! I mean, ah, yes, I see my skills of deduction worked, after all! I have just the thing that will interest you. And no, before you say anything, I'm not a door-to-door salesman! I'm an opportunistic entrepreneur making routine stops at houses within the neighborhood to enlighten you all on this great, new, scientifically proven product that I have in this-- /lifting up that briefcase-- suitcase right here! So don't get any ideas and shut the door on me, mister! I don't think I am ready for a door slammed in my face for the 20th time today... h-ha ha ha ha!
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[Answers the door and addresses you] Good afternoon, may I help you?
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Aah, god, you scared the crap outta me! That was fast!
I mean.
/AHEM, tie adjust, slick hair back, and brilliant smile
Well, good afternoon, pal! I was cruising on through the neighborhood, you see, and I wonder if you could help me! Say, nice jacket. You a scientist or something?
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[He wasn't aware he answered the door that fast]
[Gives you the usual smile he has] Yes, you're correct in your observation. I am a scientist.
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