[When the surrounding area looks as if it had been bombed, it's not that hard to find the person responsible for it. Especially if they were still there. Geoffrey had been out in the forest, in search of anything useful that could be used in his experiments, only to discover a familiar looking girl fiddling with her cellphone. He recognized her as the one who had told him that she hated science. He then approached her and made himself known.]
Ah, hello again. [He shivered slightly, a lab coat wasn't exactly the best protection again the cold]
apprentice!anon
anonymous
December 10 2011, 02:41:08 UTC
[Unfortunately, she's not going to make the move to help you or anything. She still thinks you're an annoying nerd, after all.]
Hey. [She doesn't even look up from texting.] Dammit Jack, reply to me already! It's been like, two hours! [In reality, it was more like two minutes.]
[She goes to sit down on a tree stump (which she was responsible for), but midday she gasps and swiftly stands up again.] Idea!
You! You're some sorta doctor, aren't you? 'Course you are, you're the guy who would like, marry science. Which is a super crazy idea, but whatever. Anyways! I need a doctor right now and you'll do!
[The small acknowledgement was more than he was expecting actually. He steps just a bit closer, watching her text with a curious look on his face. It must have been something important for to be urgently texting someone repeatedly.]
[The gasp takes him by surprise, which quickly turns into a combination of amusement and flattery as he listens intently to what she's saying.] I could certainly qualify as a doctor, yes. What is it you'd like?
apprentice!anon
anonymous
December 10 2011, 02:59:31 UTC
[She leans in closer and grabs your shoulders.]
Perfect-o! So anytime there, there should be this really smoking hot guy who's going to meet up with me. He's my boyfriend! That's when you come in. Tell him I'm pregnant alright? Alright. No questions!
apprentice!anon
anonymous
December 10 2011, 06:25:56 UTC
[Text text text]
I don't wanna! It's my wand's fault for making my magic go wrong anyways. It'll grow back! I mean, that's why it's a forest right? Because everything grows! You clean it up if you care so much. Geez, are all of you assassins treefuckers? You guys are so sick!
Comments 156
Ah, hello again. [He shivered slightly, a lab coat wasn't exactly the best protection again the cold]
Reply
Hey. [She doesn't even look up from texting.] Dammit Jack, reply to me already! It's been like, two hours! [In reality, it was more like two minutes.]
[She goes to sit down on a tree stump (which she was responsible for), but midday she gasps and swiftly stands up again.] Idea!
You! You're some sorta doctor, aren't you? 'Course you are, you're the guy who would like, marry science. Which is a super crazy idea, but whatever. Anyways! I need a doctor right now and you'll do!
Reply
[The gasp takes him by surprise, which quickly turns into a combination of amusement and flattery as he listens intently to what she's saying.] I could certainly qualify as a doctor, yes. What is it you'd like?
Reply
Perfect-o! So anytime there, there should be this really smoking hot guy who's going to meet up with me. He's my boyfriend! That's when you come in. Tell him I'm pregnant alright? Alright. No questions!
Reply
[...until he sees the exploded trees. Bennett won't be happy, for sure. he silently follows them to the source, and... of course]
Bad day?
Reply
Now it is!
Reply
What've you been doing to the forest? Clean this mess up.
Reply
I don't wanna! It's my wand's fault for making my magic go wrong anyways. It'll grow back! I mean, that's why it's a forest right? Because everything grows! You clean it up if you care so much. Geez, are all of you assassins treefuckers? You guys are so sick!
Reply
Leave a comment