Ship Olympics: 6 Drabbles, made-of-crack edition

[anodyna]

Ship Olympics started a drabble tree last night with a theme of "crack." Naturally, as a crack aficionado, I'm all over it.

(Okay, not really. But I wrote 6 this morning, what the hell?)

The rules are that each drabble must be exactly 100 words, and include a sentence from a previous drabble. Behind the cuts for awesomeness cracktasticness.

Comments

[spockside]

THIS. "I had my reasons for creating a distraction," he says, pulling her into the broom closet.

and

THIS. "Why do I always get trapped on gelatinous planets?"

XD

[anodyna]

:D I've been wanting to use that gelatinous planet for ages!

[rubynye]

*laughs and laughs and also laughs*

Oh, you are the bestest.

[anodyna]

*twirls you on gelatinous planet*

I'm addled today from getting up at 4 to see my husband off to the airport, so it's somehow fitting that I wrote crack instead of, say, doing something about my laundry pile. Whee, drabbles!

[sunfell]

"My other ride is a Vulcan..."

LOVE IT!!!

[anodyna]

:D Amanda and her hover-scooter have captured my imagination and must appear in fic someday.

[igrockspock]

This is the funniest thing I have ever read. I think it's because you don't have a single wasted word - there are very few details here, but everything you've included is funny.

[anodyna]

Thanks! I'm so glad you found them funny. I tend to be pretty serious in my long form stories but when it's time to write crack I have so much fun. Whee, Orion caterers! :D

[soixante_quinze]

MY OTHER RIDE IS A VULCAN. You're god damn right it is.

All of these are my favourite. *throws you gleefully into the blancmange*

[anodyna]

THAT ONE IS DEDICATED TO YOU, BB!

*mounts Vulcan, flies off into the sunset trailing glitter*