your headline of the day.

[annlarimer]

17 human heads found in package at O'Hare
--WLS (ABC)

"There was no sign of foul play, according to authorities." It actually says that.

Comments

[sparkymonster]

Maybe they meant no signs of fowl play as in no birds were involved?

[thistlethorn]

I just found the plot of my next story. LOL

[nitasee]

They were for the Elder Gods bowling league. What? You think the Elder Gods would just use a regular old bowling ball?

[ymfaery]

Maybe they meant the heads weren't dripping blood and gore from the severed neck point?

[fileg]

*facepalm*