ölkajdsklöfjödsa so much genius. I am never really speechless, so I'm not speechless, but I'm woefully unprepared for the formidable linguistic task of conveying the sublime, transcendental state of giggliness reached while reading this. For a while I was convinced it was the best thing I had ever read.
My rationalising brain kicked in quickly, and I realised I couldn't swear on a stack of bibles what the best thing I'd ever read was in all honesty. It's definitely the best fanfiction in the 'hilarious' category, I think I could swear to that. Not on any sort of religious texts, though, if I can help it. I don't like them.
He was relieved to see the handwriting wasn't Danny's, though he could never have explained why.
This whole bit was touching and a bit sad in a well-done way (understated angst makes me go limp and melty like a kitten seeking a bellyrub). Very well done, and it makes me want to give Nicholas a Danny to comfort him.
And then you do! Which is brilliant.
"Yeah. That shit was brilliant! It was like having a giant pussycat sleep on your face."
This may be the Danniest line in the history of Danny. Which is less that a year, but still.
You keep this up, you're going to go all funny and the police shrink will come again. You don't want that. She had those shark ears.
Shark ears are an awesome bit of description. And now I really want to read about Nicholas and Danny with the police shrink.
Angel looked at him, hard. "Make more sense."I am possibly weird for considering this a bit romantic; it's like, they've reached the point where Nicholas can just say that, and Danny's fine with it, and Nicholas
( ... )
"The hospital staff said they had some difficulties with you, Sergeant Angel. You were apparently rather...fixated on Constable Butterman?"
"Danny was hurt. He'd just saved my life!"
"They actually had to sedate you at one point."
"And your point is?"
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"Constable Butterman."
"Danny."
"Danny. The report says you were shot, then caught in an explosion. That can be very traumatic experience."
"It was the coolest thing ever! Tom Weaver popped up, and he was going to shoot Sergeant Angel, and I jumped in front of him, and I got shot, which hurt like buggery, and then the sea mine blew up, and..."
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*tosses another marriage proposal on the pile*
I don't know how you take these utterly insane ideas and make them so FREAKING BRILLIANT, but never ever stop.
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Tease.
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He was relieved to see the handwriting wasn't Danny's, though he could never have explained why.
This whole bit was touching and a bit sad in a well-done way (understated angst makes me go limp and melty like a kitten seeking a bellyrub). Very well done, and it makes me want to give Nicholas a Danny to comfort him.
And then you do! Which is brilliant.
"Yeah. That shit was brilliant! It was like having a giant pussycat sleep on your face."
This may be the Danniest line in the history of Danny. Which is less that a year, but still.
You keep this up, you're going to go all funny and the police shrink will come again. You don't want that. She had those shark ears.
Shark ears are an awesome bit of description. And now I really want to read about Nicholas and Danny with the police shrink.
Angel looked at him, hard. "Make more sense."I am possibly weird for considering this a bit romantic; it's like, they've reached the point where Nicholas can just say that, and Danny's fine with it, and Nicholas ( ... )
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ME TOO.
- gypsyjr in a clever disguise
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"Danny was hurt. He'd just saved my life!"
"They actually had to sedate you at one point."
"And your point is?"
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"Constable Butterman."
"Danny."
"Danny. The report says you were shot, then caught in an explosion. That can be very traumatic experience."
"It was the coolest thing ever! Tom Weaver popped up, and he was going to shoot Sergeant Angel, and I jumped in front of him, and I got shot, which hurt like buggery, and then the sea mine blew up, and..."
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