fuck fuck fuck

[anniesj]

IF YOU BOTHER ME TODAY, I WILL TOTALLY SEND GANGSTA!NATALIE PORTMAN TO YOUR HOUSE TO FUCK YOUR SHIT ALL UP. WORD.

I am in a Bad Mood today. I just woke up that way. Part of it has to do with the giant throbbing migraine from HELL I had yesterday after listening to the construction crew for three straight hours, 'cos they are still making a fucking

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[anniesj]

I will retract the razorblades JUST FOR YOU, casira. JUST FOR YOU.

*snuggles with you and cries about how evil the entire world is omg*

THEY ARE ALL AGAINST US!!!

[anniesj]

MY HEAD HURTS SO BAD MY TEETH HURT.

*wails and clutches skull and wishes ugly death on construction workers next door*

[melodywilde]

::fantasy mode on::

The Real Butcher of Mayfair appears in the doorway with a gaggle of heavily armed henchpersons. With a sneer, he gestures. The henchpersons scurry away. For a few moments, the noises from the construction area are even louder (although somewhat different) from before. Then, there is blessed, delicious silence. The henchpersons reappear. The Butcher nods and the henchmen vanish. He turns to the lovely and talented anniesj and says, in his luscious voice, "Anything else?" She falls to her knees in gratitude (get your mind out of the gutter there!), gazes up at him in worshipful adoration, and says, "How can I ever thank you?" He thinks of ways. Ways which make her forget her headache, BTW.

::fantasy mode off::

[dwivian]

::hands you a pangalactic gargleblaster::

[swmbo]

SO DO I!

Except Nephbo. Because he can say "opposite" and "honey".

[10zlaine]

on AI you missed the proof that Kellie Pickler = babydoll Ralph Wiggum

essentially imagine Ralphie saying - I'm a fur coat re: minx

::kidnaps teh Thewlis to coddle you::

[10zlaine]

I rest my case with "What's a ballsey?"

I almost hate to see her lose too soon, that will be the end of the gems.

::hopes teh annie feels gooder::