Best Secretary Ever
Title: Best Secretary Ever
Rating: NC-17...I guess
Pairing: Still J/H, amazingly enough
Summary: An excuse for Jackie/Hyde desk sex, taking place during that short, tiny time frame when Hyde worked in the office and wore a tie and everything. Jackie really would have been the hottest secretary ever.
"Steven’s dad!” Jackie called happily, running up to William Barnett as he stood beside a cubicle, reading over a few papers.
William looked up from the documents and smiled. “Hi, Jackie. You know, you can call me William, or even Mr. Barnett if you’d like.”
She thought about it for a moment and shook her head. “But ‘Steven’s dad’ has such a happy-family ring to it,” she grinned. “And speaking of happy families, I was wondering if you could give Steven the rest of the day off? He’s been working so much lately that it’s really cutting in to our quality time.”
“I would if I could, but one of the secretaries just quit and we need him now more than ever to pick up some of the slack. It’s a shame, too. Poor kid has been running ragged all morning.”
Jackie looked horrified. “He needs a Jackie fix,” she said urgently. Suddenly a thought occurred to her. “Wait, a secretary quit? I can be a secretary! All you have to do is get coffee and look pretty, right? If you can get your own coffee, I’m completely qualified for the job.”
“Well, there’s a lot more to it than that. But I guess Maria could always train you. And we really are desperate for some extra help. And you’d get to work with Steven,” he thought it over as Jackie squealed.
“This is perfect!” She clapped her hands. “I’m just going to change into something more officey, but I’ll be back!” she told him excitedly before dashing off.
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“…and the status sheets are filed in this cabinet,” Maria turned to Jackie, who furrowed her brow in thought. “Okay, I think you’re ready!”
“So that’s all there is to it? Just lots of filing and paperwork? I can do this job in my sleep! After serving cheese to old people, this will be a cakewalk,” she waved her hand dismissively.
“Well, it’s not always as easy as it looks. There’s lots of running around, and talking on the phone-“
Jackie snorted. “Talking on the phone is one of my strongest areas.”
“And you need to be able to multi-task. That’s very important!”
“Not going to be a problem,” she said confidently. “I’m going to go and surprise Steven now. Thanks, Maria!”
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Jackie rounded the corner of the office, her eyes keen for any Steven sightings. She tugged at the hem of her skirt; the tight suit she was wearing looked gorgeous and professional, but it was awfully uncomfortable and binding. But it was the price one paid to look beautiful.
She spotted Hyde, standing over Dennis’s desk, red-faced and yelling about something. ‘The poor baby is so tense,’ she thought to herself, noting the rippling muscles in his back, masked by the dark fabric of the chic suit jacket that she had forced him to buy when they were shopping the previous weekend. ‘He is going to be so grateful I’m here to help him out!’
Practically skipping towards him, Jackie tapped Hyde on the shoulder, her eyes bright with excitement.
“Jackie? What are you doing here?” he asked incredulously as he eyed her up and down, clearly appreciating her choice in wardrobe.
“I’m here to help you out. I’m your new secretary!” she grinned.
“You’re kidding.”
“No, silly. I just spent the better part of my morning training with Maria. Not like I needed it or anything, but whatever. And now I’m here to do what I do best: Make your life easier. So tell me, what can I do for my puddin’ pop?” she asked, leaning in to him.
Hyde sighed in defeat, partly annoyed and partly grateful. He squeezed her shoulder and partially hugged her, hoping that that would suffice enough as a ‘Thank You’ and he wouldn’t actually have to use those words. “Well, you can start by fixing all of these invoices, which Dennis destroyed!” he growled as he stared at Dennis.
“I tried!” Dennis cried dramatically, leaping out of his seat and running toward the bathroom.
Jackie grabbed the stack of papers off of his desk and kissed Hyde on the cheek. “I’ll be over there,” she motioned to her work area, “thinking about you!”
Hyde watched her walk away, welcoming the momentary distraction of Jackie’s wiggle before he had to get back to the mountain of work awaiting him.
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“There you go, sweetie,” Jackie placed the papers on Hyde’s desk.
Hyde looked up from his work. “You’re done already?” he asked, leafing though all of the sheets that Jackie had finished. “Jackie, I can’t believe it. You did this…right. They’re perfect!”
She scoffed, “And why are you surprised?”
“This is great. You can really, really help out. Here,” Hyde reached into a desk drawer and handed Jackie another large stack of papers. “Can you file all of these?”
Jackie looked at the large workload he was holding out to her and crinkled her nose in distaste before covering her disgust with an enthusiastic smile. “Sure thing, puddin’ pop,” she told him happily, taking the papers from him and turning to leave.
Hyde let his thoughts drift temporarily as he watched Jackie walk away again, her wiggle still alive and well.
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“Done!” she announced with pride as she entered his office again.
Hyde looked up in surprise. “Wow, you’re really good at this.”
Jackie sauntered over to him, leaning suggestively against his desk as she let her skirt ride up ever so slightly, offering a distracted Hyde a terrific view of her creamy thigh and garter belt. “You know I’m good at everything I do,” she whispered sexily.
Hyde raised an eyebrow and smirked. “I know. Hey, be a gem and take care of these inventory sheets, okay?”
Jackie stood, adjusting her skirt while shooting dirty looks at Hyde, who had already gone back to his work. “Fine!” she barked, grabbing the stack and storming out of his office.
Hyde looked up again as she left, eternally grateful for that tight skirt and naughty wiggle.
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“Here,” Jackie placed the papers in front of him, and then proceeded to cross her arms and tap her foot. She was pissed and she wanted Hyde to know it.
“Oh, thanks,” Hyde told her nonchalantly. “Now I need to you check these packaging slips and make sure we got everything they said we got for-“
“What?!”
“It’s not hard. Alls you have to do is-“
“No, Steven. I’ve worked my ass off for the last 4 hours without one complaint and you just keep piling on the work, don’t you? Well I broke a nail; got a paper-cut…Dennis keeps staring at me! I’m tired and I want you to at least be grateful for everything I’m doing!”
“I said thanks,” he told her.
“That’s not going to cut it,” she huffed, turning her back to him and crossing her arms once again.
Hyde’s eyes were again transfixed on the back of Jackie’s skirt. It was his one true weakness and she knew it. Well, two could play that game.
“Gee, Jackie, I’m sorry. It’s just that I’m so busy with these flow-charts and status sheets…”
Jackie sucked in a sharp breath. “That’s…that’s not going to work, Steven,” she said shakily.
“It’s just…these flowcharts are so…hard.”
“I’m not falling for it.”
Hyde stood and slowly walked around his desk in order to face Jackie. “And this tie is just so uncomfortable,” he told her, loosening it from around his neck. “Between the tie and flow-chart and you walking around in that short, tight skirt…I’m just going crazy.”
He was directly in front of her now, his one arm wrapped around her waist and his hot breath against her cheek. Her resolutions faltered immediately and she hopped on his desk, wrapping her legs around him and pulling him further into her body.
“Coffee break?” she asked breathlessly.
“Fifteen minutes,” he growled before capturing her lips. His tongue sought entrance into her mouth, and she opened up willingly, reciprocating the action. His mouth was like velvet and sometimes his kisses were enough to drive her over the brink.
As he ravaged her mouth, Jackie used one hand to unbutton her jacket and the other to unbuckle Hyde’s dress belt. Multi-tasking was very important, indeed.
Jackie tugged at the waistband of Hyde’s pants and underwear, releasing him into her hands. “Mmm,” she moaned, her eyes closed as Hyde continued to assault her mouth with his tongue.
Hyde pushed the jacket off of her shoulders and started to unbutton her blouse. Slipping his hand beneath the silk material, he cupped her breasts as he licked and nipped at her lips.
Shrugging out of her top, Jackie reached to unbutton Hyde’s shirt and yank off his tie. She ran her hands over his firm chest, savoring the heat that was radiating from their bodies. Hyde reached behind her to unhook her bra, sliding the garment off as he pulled her into him. Pushing her riding skirt up further, Hyde adjusted her position in order to slide his hands beneath her ass, groaning as she sat on his palms. He squeezed gently as they continued to kiss, her hands wandering through his hair and down his back.
She reached for him again and giggled.
“What,” he whispered into her ear.
“Is it just me, or is…is it bigger? I mean, it’s not normally that big!” she giggled again.
“It’s that damn skirt and the way you walk. I’ve wanted to do this since this morning.”
She licked her lips and leaned in for another kiss as Hyde ran his calloused palm up her thigh. He languished in the feel of the garter belt as he slowly made his way to his destination. All the blood rushed south as he felt how hot, wet and ready she was.
He slipped his fingers beneath the hem of her panties, pushing her underwear to the side so he could enter her as quickly as possible. He pulled her closer to him and adjusted himself at her slick entrance. Jackie threw her head back and stifled a scream as he drove inside of her. They found their rhythm and steadily rocked back and forth as they kissed.
The tie, the flow-charts, his suit and body had all been too much for Jackie and she was nearing the edge too soon, growling as she tightened her grip around his waist, trying to take as much of him as possible. She covered her mouth to muffle the scream as she came hard, Hyde pumping faster as he neared his own release. Within seconds he had exploded inside of her and Jackie was limp against him, trying to catch her breath.
Hyde kissed her once again before backing away and gathering himself. He zipped his pants and smiled at the picture of Jackie completely spent on top of his desk. She was the best secretary ever.
“Okay, baby. Back to work. I need you to check those packaging slips,” he grinned.
Jackie smirked as she started to dress herself. “Anything for my boss,” she winked.
She hopped off of his desk and straightened her clothing. Kissing him thoroughly once more, she turned to leave before Hyde called out to her. “Jackie, it’s going to be a long day, but we can go to lunch in an hour or two. And by lunch I mean meeting in here,” he winked.
She smiled. “Anything you say, boss.”